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As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in
touch with my inner sociopath.
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I have the power to channel my imagination
into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
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I assume full responsibility for my actions,
except the ones that are someone else's fault.
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I no longer need to punish, deceive, or
compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed. (Isn't this the truth!)
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In some cultures what I do would be considered
normal.
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Having control over myself is almost as good
as having control over others.
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My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of
self-judgment.
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I honor my personality flaws for without them
I would have no personality at all.
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Joan of Arc heard voices too.
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I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as
all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
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I need not suffer in silence while I can still
moan, whimper, and complain.
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As I learn the innermost secrets of people
around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.
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When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness
is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
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The first step is to say nice things about
myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to
buy me nice things.
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As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer
need to carry a gun.
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All of me is beautiful, even the ugly, stupid
and disgusting parts.
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I am at one with my duality.
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Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie
themselves into knots.
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Only a lack of imagination saves me from
immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.
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I will strive to live each day as if it were
my 50th birthday.
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I honor and express all facets of my being,
regardless of state and local laws.
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Today I will gladly share my experience and
advice, for there are no sweeter words than I told you so!
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False hope is better than no hope at all.
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A good scapegoat is almost as good as a
solution.
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Just for today, I will not sit in my living
room all day in my underwear. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
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Who can I blame for my problems? Just give me
a minute.... I'll find someone.
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Why should I waste my time reliving the past
when I can spend it worrying about the future?
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The complete lack of evidence is the surest
sign that the conspiracy is working.
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I am learning that criticism is not nearly as
effective as sabotage.
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Becoming aware of my character defects leads
me naturally to the next step of blaming my parents.
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To have a successful relationship I must learn
to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting.
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I am willing to make the mistakes if someone
else is willing to learn from them.
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Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his
shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.
