|Results of the Fourth Caption Contest
|1st Prize (15 seconds of fame)
Take me to your Leda
|2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame)
Aflac...I said Aflac
|3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame)
That was great, honey!
The sex therapist was right after all...
|she's itching....now it's his turn!!|
|the most beautiful boil|
|Hey Daffy, do you smell tuna?|
|Man, Fluffy, I KNEW we was supposed to take a lef' on Fo'ty Third. Now we in a baaad neighborhood.|
|Wayne was hoping a good goose would cure his constipation.|
|After Jordan's best friend had told him his wife was
a little slutty, he believed him when Jordan
saw her naked in the middle of the street.
So he threw her and her geese out..
|Those fertility drugs worked a little
differently than Garry had expected.
|Henry finally let go of his fears and allowed
the woman in him to emerge.
|Hey! You told me you had bread crumbs in here!|
|Ducky's crack addiction has brought him to an alltime low|
|I'm calling the SPCA|
|When Ducky said he would "do anything" to keep
from becoming pat, he didn't know what
he would be getting himself into.
|Governor Baker's career was over when reporters
uncovered this incriminating
photo taken nearly 20 years earlier.
|Poster boy for the "anti-growth hormone" movement|
|Blinded by countless years of relentless masturbation,
Shelly realized she had stepped in something,
but she couldn't quite figure out what.
|Later in the E.R., Barry insisted that he really had fallen on her.|
|Goose Lady will find a way to make you talk.|
|It was the usual dream in which she was
the only one naked, but the geese were fowl.
|The Good Lord used a rib.
Mother Goose used an anus.
|Now THAT's a goose!|
|Leda and the Swan and the Sticky Shoes|
|God, I sure hope that Viagara works|
|The Goose was the best yet!|
|I don't remember this Mother Goose nursery rhyme!|
|Well Gilbert the Goose THOUGHT he was eating
at the Y.... little did he know how close he came....
|Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!|
|"So THAT'S why all my clothes are missing!!"|
|Federal Conservatism in Uncertain Times|
|"I know there's a Gap around here somewhere"|
|Mary's special duck call worked,
too bad her feminine deodorant didn't.
|My old lady's always on my ass,
but all I ever hear is quack, quack, quack...
|Eating the bread crumbs of misfortune.|
|The ducks eider up and down|
|Upwind! I must stay upwind!|
|After their capture by the Ducks of Uranus, and despite
the halographic romantic setting, Ling Ling
and Ding Ding needed more prompting to mate
|Hang on dear, I
am sure I can smell
Viagra in here somewhere
|She waited for him to strip down as well,
but he was worried.. That goose looked at him
rather strangely after all...
|One by One, the geese would come,
prodding, prodding, prodding
|He wanted the woman but the goose looked better|
|Helen said that Jim brought out the animal in her,
but Jim didn't appreciate such a nasty quack.
|Just Another Day in Atlantic City, NJ|
|Levi's 501. Original.|
|Rodney suddenly realized that something was wrong.|
|Dennis and Carmen determine that marriage
is not all it's quacked up to be...
|Man gets goosed passing naked girl.|
|Gary was being goosed as his wife went through his pockets|
|What's Good For The Goose was bad for Ed Gander.|
|After taking massive amounts of hallucinogens,
Gary encounters his two true fantasies,
women and geese. Which will he choose first?
|What's that damned bird got that I ain't got?!|
|The newest Nike ad gone awry...|
|And finally, as they ascended to Heaven, they understood
where the expression 'to be goosed' originated.
|Desperate for relief, Waldo decided to try
all the folk cures for sciatica at once.
|Despite the sound of distant honking,
hope that he
would EVER be picked up began to fade
|Honey..........................the Goose is back!|
|I am still searching...are you my mother?
No? Well, is she my mother?
|No, not afterlife!
|Well...Isaac "Mr. Gravity" Newton...eat your heart out!|
|Richard gets goosed while exploring the afterlife|
|So this is Shangri-La !|
|Are you sure we're doing this right Hon ?|
|After following the instructions,
they began to wonder
if there were really a golden egg!!
|Joe's too busy pitching a tent to notice that
it wasn't the naked lady that goosed him.
|" Wow," thought John.
"Being a Siamese twin with a woman
isn't all it's "quacked " up to be. In fact it's a real pain in the ass".
|Yeah, but can you do THIS?|
|Stop playing with that stupid goose, you are embarrassing me !!|
|Even Bob's goose didn't notice her boob job.|
|Stand tall, keep your virtue, don't be another
loose goose swimming in his memory.
|Ducks guarding the edge of the world, only the naked can stay.|
|I told you not to take the Brown Acid|
|This guy has got issues: First, he has an inner ear problem; he's about
to get "goosed"; and he has an entire woman comming out of his butt.
|Goose fly by. Why?|
|Goosed to heaven|
|Nicky didn't recognize his wife without her dress.|
|Even in his dreams, Michael still leans away from women.|
|Jon says: Awww! I knew I shouldn't
have eaten that mystery
meat at school! Damn you for not packing my lunch, ma!
|The Emancipation Ducklimation|
|I don't begin to know what to make of this. Still, I
blame Christian Science
|Honey I'm so tired of the
goose growing out of your
knee that I'm going to jump off this cliff