Winners of Contest 23

Results 1st Prize (15 Seconds of Fame) Bob was told he had a good case for malpractice against his nose-job surgeon.  2nd Prize (30 Seconds of Fame) Even the voices in Roger's head were getting paranoid 3rd Prize (45 Seconds of Fame) So this is why I keep getting hairballs on my scalp Other Entries Ben was still wondering if lighting this 'lightbulb' would be a good idea. 'Wash your hair or you'll get bugs!' said Ma. Who knew? The man with the green man hair accessory! My Companion Mr. Kitty and I were beheaded by the neighbors Dog! I think he was "green" with envy. I think he's a head case. Zeus wanted a wise daughter and ended up with a goofy-looking cat instead. and they say that two heads are better than one The midieval doctors succeeded in drilling a hole large enough to extract the demon, but it was questionable how long the patient would survive. Walter's new hat was the talk of the town for more than one reason. The Priest stopped for a bathroom break half way through the exorcism! George and Jeffery ... the beheaded siamese twins So this is what cat scratch fever is all about!!! Hey, Id has taken off again!   Check all the bars. Although Leroy felt he should get a doctor to look at the growth on his head, a tiny voice inside him kept telling him not to worry about it.  It was also however increasingly telling him to start fires. There were times when Ed wished his body would have completely absorbed his twin. Usually those times were during first dates. While Schroedinger could not directly observe the cat, he could sense that it was, in fact, still alive. Side effects may include..... A fleeting thought Even ghosts have jealous green monsters Who invited you into my portrait anyway? "here kitty kitty". GUILTY The Nose, The Lips, The Cheeks,  i'll Take all Three.......Said Micheal Jackson Dave wondered why "letting the cat out of the bag" was described as a metaphor on wickepidia! Ya gotta help me doc, I got this guy growing underneath my chin! So, Mister 'I'll wash my hair tomorrow', looked in a mirror lately? Now you know what he really had on his mind..... Dont get Ahead of yourself... Neither of us are happy about being in this picture you know!!! After years of ineffectiveness, Bruce suddenly realized that he had been the little voice in a styrofoam head. The hazards of being politically correct! where do all those bad thoughts go? What's that smell? Thomas knew the day he became a man.. when he realised the bogie man was all in his head If you are trying to distract me from a severely receding hair line....it worked. At first Tom thought his new hairpiece was attracting all the ladies,  but now he's not so sure........ Little known history fact: When a king is beheaded, his Court Jester also is beheaded. Unfortunately, in the Jester's contract it was not clear as it was only mentioning he'd be getting the ax. Arthur was not too worried about his bedbug problems. He had other things on his mind. Hello, Maurice, Charles here: I don't think the slogan "If you want to get ahead get a green Demon" is quite what the client is after.... I can't get my cat off my mind... I told Ted he could get a fatal brain parasite in the rain forest. His autopsy proved me right. Gregory realized too late that his blind date was not as fond as he was about the idea of things jumping out of his head yelling "Surprise!" Again, Freaky the Clown was struggling with his makeup today.  This is why he was not a favorite among the younger circus goers. Steve received the highest marks in his acting class for displaying the emotion "Worried green cat thing emerging from my head." Think like a dog  What the? Why I quit my job at the airport passenger scanner It's been on my mind for days! The hazards of thinking green. I think I have a felining hair line.  Drinking  bottles of Robitussin on x-mass eve insured this was the only head he could get. Edgar had a nightmare about his full litterbox ! trust me I`m from the goverment!        Edgar remembered he forgot to sift the kitty litter. Despite shaving his hair off, his headlice problem kept getting worse. Bert's self portrait.   Or shouldn't that be Portraits? His wife kept pointing out the forehead lines but Horace could not get past the nose, ears, eyes, chin, mouth and skin colour. Maybe he would ask for a DNA test afterall... What the lightbulb looks like when you get a BAD idea, such as making this painting. Elwood knew he needed to make a good impression on his job interview, but he wasn't quite certain that this particular hat was as professional looking as the salesman had insisted it was. He couldn't remember what he'd been drinking but that was sure some hangover! Pee Wee Herman - OFF Broadway Man, I gotta take a few minutes to clear the fur balls from my brain.I feel like a big pussy today.. Thinking With His Little Head Side effects of the new dandruff shampoo made dandruffs appear to be not so problematic afterall. Don Knotts makes an appearance in the show "I'm a celebrity, Get me outta here!" My thoughts today  are  itchy and  hairy,  I   CAN'T understand why... Once in a while, the teleporter would malfunction, putting Captain Pickard in a little bit of a pickle. OK,  so I went a tad overboard on the cucumber diet. The nostrils? What about the nostrils? They Kept Telling Me ...." Hearing Voices Is Just In Your Mind!" Whenever Orvil drew a self portrait he added a little green head to distract viewers from his receding hairline. When faced with a poorly drawn chin, try to draw the attention of the viewer away from the problem spot. Use subtlety. The wigmaster's latest creation: The Olive Pickled-Nose Devil skull cap. $639 o.b.o The nighttable lampshade and the lightbulb painted green was the easy explanation for Zach's quiet lovelife Dolcevar wondered how the cat escaped the hat...   Previous Contests and their Winners