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Results |
1st Prize (15 Seconds of Fame)
Michael Vick redeeming himself by taking on fighting horses all by
himself. |
2nd Prize (30 Seconds of Fame)
Choosing the final horseman for the apocalypse
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3rd Prize (45 Seconds of Fame)
Jimmy's starting to think that sending Rover to the glue factory
was the wrong move. |
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Other Entries |
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This is what the Oakland Raider lineman saw after he was hit by a
SF 49er Cheerleader |
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Champion the wonderhorse had it in for the lone runner |
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53 (?) Skidoo?????????? |
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Hop on, with muscles like that the Princess won't mind that you
didn't stop to shower and dress. |
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Is That The Way To The Little Boy's Room? |
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Bob knew he had done a little too many steroids when the other
teams quarterback turned into a wild mustang of death. |
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Under the Seabiscuit, Sports Edition |
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"First two minutes of Star Trek and I have never seen your
character before... You know what that means..." said Captain Kirk
while wearing yet another ill-fitting new wig and tight shirt
combination. |
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If you're hiding a prettier mane than mine, i'm afraid i'll have
to kill you |
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The sea was angry that day my friends... |
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Join the Broncos, Mark Stepnoski, we have hash-brownies |
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Seabiscuit and Mark Stepnoski had trouble finding the waterboy as
Seabiscuit's mane was on fire from lighting up. |
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Who's the baddest unicorn ? |
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Bob soon realised he was no match to the horse |
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The Dark Wizard reclined in his throne on Mount Doom as he watched
his creations battle it out in the Colosseum of Death. |
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YOU....SHALL NOT....PASS!!!!!! |
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There's a third person in this triad that's flaming... |
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The football player had too much fire in his horse |
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the Blindside that jesse james saw....... |
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Jim realised he was dreaming when his glove puppet started
spitting flames from the eyes |
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Bert Christensen thanked his guard horse for protecting him
against people too eager to have the artwork changed at once. |
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Fury the caterpillar and his horse Kicky points the way to Mount
Oak Land for their new football friend. |
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Come on twinkle toes! Show me your best moves!" and the victor
shall rule the realm!!! |
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The Raider's vs. The Colts - Literally1 |
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John Madden's horse took some mescaline and entered 'The Doors of
Perception' |
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Some can raise the game to insane levels. |
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Don't be mad at me! Why would YOU get the Ms. Clairol sponsorship
when you wear a helmet all game long? |
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Dancing with the Stars HUH eat your heart out! |
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Horse play was a big sport on the planet Zirgon. |
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'Pweepy- Beepy -Boopie - Bink -Bink' |
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Get me to the church on time! Hi hoe Bullet! |
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No I will not look behind me, I don't believe there is a giant,
glowing pile of purple poo |
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Troy realized too late that the stallion was in his mating season
and had set his eyes on him: No matter how fast he was, he could
not outrun a horse. Consequently, a new tight end had to be found
to finish the game. |
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4th and goal, er, creepy castle for the demon horse, but Johnny is
going to save the day....and THE UNIVERSE. |
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Poor John, finding his steriods to fall flat, widened his spectrum
of drug use until he abruptly closed it after a particularly
horrible pre-game dose of acid. |
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Poor John would have given up football early on had he known that
the terrain would be so rough and the mascots so violent. |
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With the Matterhorn in the background, it wasn't clear if it was
the Broncos or the Raiders who would in the Superbowl and go to
Disneyland. |
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Without hesitation, the ball player came to the rescue when the
cat attacked the horse's head. He would later regret not having
put on his long sleeves this morning. |
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Lot's wife looked back towards Sodom and Gomorrah's pillar of salt
and turned into a fiery maned horse... or am I getting this
backward? |
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The Id : Stallion + Purple phallus = Football Star |
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Bruno struggled with his dreams of Bucky until he descovered
football. |
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These eyebrows need trimming? Really? Let me help you with that
since you can't reach that spot. |
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Hey! I thought we said we would not wear helmets for today's game? |
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Turns out the language barrier became a problem when Shawne
Merriman tried to order horse trainquilisers from a Mexican
website, instead he got 10 vials of horse disguisers |
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This was not what Running Helmet expected...the ancestors could
not tell him what the purple mountain meant. With more payote
maybe the vision would be more clear. |
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The football team needed a new mascot. Sadly, the horse did not
like football very much |
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Long, Space Mountain, Donkey Punch...BREAK! |
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Last time I take acid... |
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Is that jersey made out of leather? I could swear it is from my
mother's hide. She had this distinctive birthmark in the shape of
a 53 in three places |
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Black Stallion may have been outmuscled thanks to the steroids
Sammy had been using, but those same steroids caused the
ballplayer to lose in the virility department. The contest was
decided when Sammy chose Paper over the horse's only option of
Rock. |
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Washrooms? Right there over in the corner.
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He knew the Colts got new helmets, but where did those flaming
eye-thigys come from, and that weird goal area?
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No really... I just want to go to the mountain and get some chips
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This was the only way the NFL could appeal to today's youth.
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Oh my god, i've never seen a bush so red.
Quick! hide in
the mountain.
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Rocky 10....Coming Soon |
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I love it when we role play!!! |
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If you don't mind, I'm kicking your ass up there on top of Purple
Mountain, you sanctimonious, steroid charged, Superbowl stud. |
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Hall (of Fame) and Oates |
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Trey felt a little out of place in this new land, but was
determined to stay focused on the game. |
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The choice of a stud to play Tiger Woods was a bit questionable
but Tony Romo playing himself was perfect in the movie "Showdown
Over Jessica". |
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:Wearing his Saint Christopher medal for good luck, Tom surfs
away from the giant purple pile, only to encounter Flicka the
flaming. |
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The only chance the Raiders actually had against the Colts this
year. |
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When Coach said they were animals I thought he was just using and
adjective!!! |
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The defense of Mount Doom |
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While his fantasy of wrestling a black stallion was getting harder
and harder to control, Lance was finding it difficult to keep his
head in the game. |
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The divine tackler |
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Trust me Frank, lay off the roids |
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As if being drafted to the Flaming Asses, a team that played all
of their games in underwater mountain ranges wasn't bad enough,
George kept getting harassed by the team mascot, who took his job
way too seriously. |
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Steroids had ROMO really angry at the Broncos |
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This must be what Fantasy Football really is. |
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The Magic Kingdom melts. The Black Stallion self-combusts. And
Oakland wins the Super Bowl! |
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: 'STOP! Horse medecine is only for horses, buddy, so you are NOT
"getting some of that action", as you said.' |
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"Out to Stud" - the life and times of Lyle Alzedo |
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He-Man donned his football gear as he rushed towards his foe - and
behold! the steed what frightened and Skeletor was unhorsed! |
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NFL European expansion was out, Interspecies league was in.
Unfortunately, the league directors would change their mind
halfway through the pre-season games and miss out on a large
pay-per-view windfall. |
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Mr. Ed was going to regret asking whose stash of hallucinogen was
piled over on the sidelines. |
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Yeah, those rumors about drug abusing professional athletes are
waaaaaay overblown. |
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Tony Romo should not have shared steroids with his girlfriend
Jessica. Now she would have to explain her slight weight gain to
the world. |
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When worlds collide - the Bronco Right tackle scoffs at the
linebacker - and the Dark Lord smiles. |
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"Out to Stud" - Lyle Alzedo's steroid induced dream. |
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