| 1st
Prize (15 seconds of fame) Let's play
"Siegfried & Roy"... |
| 2nd
Prize(30 seconds of fame) Bad Catnip !!!! |
| 3rd
Prize(45 seconds of fame) The hairball
control formula cat food was working nicely |
|
Other Entries |
| Timmy's
last words: "Why can't we just buy a new broomstick?" |
|
NEWSFLASH! PUSSY EATS MAN WHOLE. |
| Kitty
sure had a wild human up her butt today |
| Another
gem from the Marketing Department: The Personalized Cat Food
Kibble. Can't they do ANYTHING right? |
| With
his new cat outfit, no dogs soiled Max's trees. |
| Don't
bite the head that feeds you |
|
Darwinson Siamese brothers sharing brain cell |
|
Jonathon realized too late that the genie did not quite understand
what he meant by that last wish! |
| ploink...I
coulda had a V8!!! |
| The vet
said: "more protein"... |
| Scott
learned the hard way that he should not have left the kitty stuck
up in the tree. |
|
Man-Eating Pussy |
| Ron
found out the hard way that pussy has TEETH!! |
| Meow
Meow Meow Meow... I hate that song! |
| nice
car man |
| Red Cat
Revenge, George Rodrigue will be painting "Blue Dog" no more. |
|
Illustration from The Book of Jonah, translated correctly from the
original language |
| A
REASON TO START FLOSSING HABITS EARLY |
| The
reason I can hold Raul in my mouth is because I have no gums,
tongue, or tonsils which gives him plenty of room. My mouth is the
same color as my fur because orange goes with anything! |
| Back
off! My tail is so strong I can pick up a tree 300 yards away
while swimming in a bunch of seaweed as I rescue my Master from
the encroaching pink fog. |
| Just
one head a day can pay for an Underprivledged Cat's food,
education, and cosmetic surgery fees. It only adds up to 30 heads
a month, or 365 tiny heads a year. Can't you find it in your heart
to make a contribution? |
| Kitty
Consciousness |
| The
airport desk attendant had no choice: Timmy's carry-on would have
to be checked in, even after he displayed his saddest face |
| John
Canary's Last Ride |
| Tiny
Tim KNEW he shouldn't get that cat |
| The
post Freudian dream pussy avenged at last! |
| Fluffy
was tired of the same ol' dry cat food. |
| I told
him over and over that the chair by the window was MINE ! |
| After 3
hours of reeling, winding in, letting go and winding in some more,
the old man was finally able to flip his prize on to the deck.
"Dios Mio" the old man said, after getting a good look at the
heaving monstrocity, "La cabeza de mi hermano, Raul!" |
| "We
come in Peace" said Gary Sinise in his Cat-stronaut suit |
|
Master-Blend Cat Food; What's in your kitty's dish? |
| We all
live in an orange submarine, an orange submarine, an orange
submarine. We all live.... |
| And
then bill thought..."Maybe the Chuppacabra, isn't a legend
afterall??" |
|
"Officer, it's Harry-shaped cat-food, sweah-ta-gahhd!" |
| The
point I'm making is.. the mystery of the cat is that it represents
the nihilism of symbolism and all literature. |
| Bert
suddenly realized that raising cats was not his hobby... |
| Joey
should not have kept on talking about the Big Blue Dog on TV in
front of the cat. |
| Harry
is now regretting his decision to leave the worm-infested trees on
his property. |
| Wait a
second.... that's no hairball!!! |
| Johnny
tried to tell his mom that the cat didn't like him but she
wouldn't listen. |
| Lets go
home Kitty |
|
alternative ending to the life of pi |
| I
tought I taw a puddy cat!! Where dat puddy cat?!!! |
| Looks
like Catwoman shoved Sharon Stone in her mouth and couldn't digest
her! |
|
Slightly apprehensive about the outcome, Fred was nonetheless
relieved to have escaped the trees |
| The
alternate ending to "Alice in Wonderland" |
| The
night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and
another his mother called him "WILD THING!" and Max said "I'LL EAT
YOU UP!" so he was sent to bed without eating anything.
Unfortunately, no one had fed the cat anything that night either. |
| DIRTY
BASTARD! HE ATE KENNY! |
| I ate a
baby, get in my belly. |
| What
will you do for a Klondike bar? |
|
Mankatdid in Katmandu |
|
Richard's cat costume was the hit of the Furrie get together. |
| You
just thought Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Obviously, it
was a catfish. |
| Kenny
looked and looked but could not see Tiddles anywhere. |
| This
Goes To Show That You Should Never Use Live Bait For Sharks. |
| Cat Got
Your Tongue ... and a little bit more |
| Cat got
your head? |
| Brian
wished he'd remembered to feed his cat |
|
Sometimes, when Billy and Fluffy would play, Billy felt like
Fluffy didn't like him. |
| I can
show |
| Toby's
grandmother wondered why little Toby was so afraid of her cat. |
| Freeze
or I'll spit this bastard right at ya!!!! |
| OMG
DOUGHNUT SEEDS! |
| It was
just Milford's luck that when he finally got a cat it would be one
of those pesky flesh-eating ones that he'd been hearing about on
the news. |
| Bob had
realized that the divorce would be ugly...but he never dreamed
that it would come to this. Who knew the housing market would
bottom out? |
| Bruce's
relationship with fluffy changed forever when he brought home
“Cheapo” cat food. |
| catchew!!
exclude me! |
| Feeding
further fueled the frenzied feline's craving for bad art. |
| WOW,
that red pastel ate me after all |
| Little
Sheba returns |
| Here is
the reason you shouldn't take stray cats into your home. |
| Bad
kitty |
| The Cat
Came Down From The Hot Tin Roof As The Fires Raged Behind Him |
| Next
time he needs a ride, Reginald will call a CAB... |
| Timmy
was beginning to notice the large growth sprouting from the back
of his head......... |
| Arnie
got carried away when he saw the guy in the corvette commercial
getting all the girls to ride with him. |
| Scout
could only hoped that Boo would race once again to her rescue! |
| Jonah
found that being the cat's meow wasn't as much fun as he'd
expected. |
| Daniel
Webster loses! |
| Harvey
thought that in order to get the pussy, he had to become one... |
| cat got
your tongue? Yeah right |
|
fluffy's hairballs had begun taking a life of their own |
| timmy
regretted dropping acid at that last performance of CATS. |
| A new
hiding place for the Underground Railroad escapees. |
| waiter,
this is not what i ordered...see? |
| Muffy
became even more difficult after the Bigglesworth family
vacationed in Chernobyl |
| This
time Titus found a very unusual place to play hide and seek |
| It's
time to clean the catbox already. |
| And the
giant tree Gods granted the boy his wish for a friend, now neither
the sad orange cat or the little boy would be lonely ever again. |
| Extreme
Makeover team thought that by giving Cathy a Hairdo from Hell,
they would draw the attention away from the botched nosejob she
received in the first half hour. It would have worked had
they not similarly botched the cat's nose too. |
| Human
got your tongue? |
| It
looks like kitty did not like being smaller than Timmy anymore. |
| Guess
what's at the end of the red brick road... |
| Timmy
liked to lurk along the Garden State Parkway and scare motorists
on the way back from Atlantic City. |
| "Hey,
it was the last one they had at the costume shop, alright?." |
| Putting
Kitty on steroids...bad idea! |
| Cat got
your face? |
| Kitty
did not care much for dry food. |
| Albert
is about to lose his mind in thought, and in kitty. |
| WHA
CHOO LOOKIN AT!? |
| All in
all Mr Benn thought he preferred the spaceman outfit |
| Richard
regrets taking his therapist's advice literally |
| Failed
predecessor of Clifford the big red dog |
| Coco
regretted eating the neighbor's kid, Petie He left a nasty
after taste that she couldn't shake. |
|
Zing-Zing never really put his heart into the making of his paper
tiger for the Chinese New Year, but this year, honestly, he
couldn't give a cat's ass. |
| Edgar
learned the hard way that cats enforce like gravity. |
| The cat
had more than Ernie's tongue. |
| Fred
regrets choosing "Feline Halitosis" as his Thesis topic. |
|
Ripley's Tiger Man just does not know when to call it quits |
|
Taunting Tabby tongue tattoo |
| Bert
learned, though a little too late, that lions do not make the best
house pets. |
|
Scariest hairball EVERRRRRRRRRR! |
| Timmy
was all right, the cat waved just at the right moment, but the
whole picture was ruined by unbelievably poor perspective. |
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