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1st Prize (15 seconds of fame) Someday honey when we tell this to our grandchildren the room will be filled with an awkward silence.

2nd Prize(30 seconds of fame) Oi! You been eating those mushrooms again!

3rd Prize(45 seconds of fame) No matter how hard Ethel tried the sheep would not listen to semaphore

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They all stood there transfixed until Daisy piped up; "So, THAT'S what happens when you swallow a light bulb"

The shepherds tired of their meager lifestyle, debated whether to shear the angel and sell the feathers as relics, or just simply capture him and sell him to the Bethlehem circus.

No one seemed to care about the Second Coming of Bob.

Some enchanted evening, you will see a stranger.... and wonder where your put your hand gun.

I got a  mysterious moonlit night! An awestruck pious shepherdess!  Terrified corroborating witnesses!.................now all I have to do is put these damn wings on straight and I'll be famous!!!

"Hey Fred stop your grazing. Isn't that Little Bo Peep? She always said she would make it big in Las Vegas. Now here she is touring the meadows."

Where are the lemmings when you need them?

"Harold suddenly realized with horror that Meg had been right, the wings were over the top."

After a few minutes, every one lost interest, especially the sheep, after discovering the angel was not food.

The Angel's arm salute was not received well by the Jewish shepherds who immediately accused him of being anti-Semite

Craig assures Gloria that he will not go on-line for cut price holiday packages again whilst the guide from Paradise Tours assures them that New Zealand really is heaven on earth

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We've got spirit, yes we do!  We've got spirit, how about you?

Edward always wondered what would happen if he stopped counting sheep before he went to sleep...

….they never knew it was bait on a hook….

Forget the sheep...here's a real woman for ya, Gomer. C'est la vie!

With the surprise and excitement that the apparition caused, nobody noticed that Dolly who had been standing on that very spot moments earlier had been crushed to death and was now on her way to sheepy heaven where she would surely seek revenge as a start to the escalation of a really, really strange war.

Grace hated it when she was the one chosen to give directions the to the "Sheep Lovers Anonymous" meetings.

Jeremy decides a life with the sheep to be more fulfilling

Behold!  I bring tidings of great joy! I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance with Geico!

Moses is very angry at the townsfolk for stealing his magical staff. Judy and Robert huddle as to hide the contraband. Grandma Josefina brought cookies.

Monday morning, this calls for a gin and tonic

"yes........well....it seems that The Almighty WAS going to send his only begotten Son to Earth, but on second thought......................"

Weren't we juusssst following Jesus? Who's this broad?

DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE?

PEACE AND TRANQUILITY BE WITH YOU IN ALL THAT YOU DO

There are angels among us!

You get what you prey for, don't be sheep

Said the night wind to the little lamb, "Dooo youuu seeeee what I seeee?"   -Christmas carol

Everywhere that Mary went, the spooks were sure to go.

Fred did some acid and thought He was Jesus, but everyone watching thought he was annoying!

Not for nothing had Mabel the Sheep studied phallic symbols.

"This is sooo baaaaahhhhhd," he said sheepishly.

"Hey you! Yeah you! Down in front. We can't see the moon."

Haans finds a date for Saturday night!

Some get raptured and some get Left Behind.

Deep down inside, Bernie knew he would one day have to answer for his secret rendezvous with some of his flock.

wish my granny would stop smoking skunk

Can I get an Amen, brothers and sisters? Err, um, I mean sheep!

Rev. Marty and the dance of the sheep night

Mutton, mutton, who has the mutton?

No,no,no...........make a left at Baithsada Blvd. follow that down to the fork in the road make your first right onto the Moses Freeway and that'll take you straight into downtown Bethlehem.........

Please honey, don't leave me alone with your in-laws. It's always, wool this and religion that

Where shepherds, lovers and tree people meet

The performance of her career, but Eleanor could tell that the sheep weren't "getting it." Some were even tittering.

Red bull gives you wings!!!

Mary had a little lamb.   She enjoyed it so much, she now resides amongst the herd.

Paul regretted leaving his glasses at home that night, waking up amongst a flock of sheep, which he had previously thought to be his awaiting lover.

Grazing in the grass, It's a gas

It turned out that Jean's Calisthenics With Sheep program wasn't much of a hit with anybody.

I feel like dancin dancin dance the nite away,,,, you make me feel like dancin... I wanna dance the nite away

The perfect way to get fresh lamb

Mary's lamb must have been a female because now Mary has little lambs

Although the Smith farm was the largest in the county, the Wal-Mart lawn ornament still kept everyone up.

ARMS?!!  WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' ARMS!

"And Salvador Wept"

Although God’s employment package came with great benefits, frequent overtime was mandatory…

The Angel Gabriel (With Log Stuck In Throat) Notices Pubescent Fondling Mid-Field Whilst Lonely Maiden Shepherd Checks Her Date book

A sheep farming miracle

Ohio.... a land far far away, never fear my children, these are simple creatures, that may head-butt you in the ass, and survive on grass

The glowing guardian angel brought a feeling of security but it also drew its load of moth to the pasture

With the warm mist rising from his buttocks, young Zachary waved his arms frantically and blamed Jezebel the sheep.

Illusions of the New Zealander followers...

"Uh, hello." So sayeth the angel that appeared to the unsuspecting sheepherders

What you look'in at?

If anyone disagrees with this marriage, please "bah bah" now.

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