Bert Christensen's
Truth & Humour Collection
Scrabble Letters

Scrabble

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
YEAR TWO THOUSAND When you rearrange the letters:
A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES When you rearrange the letters:
LARGE PICTURE HALLS, I BET

CONTRADICTION When you rearrange the letters:
ACCORD NOT IN IT

ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you
rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter
only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS