Bert Christensen's Weird & Different Recipes
Sheep with computers
Irish Haggis
1 sheep, shaved and eviscerated
90 pints of Guinness
30 pounds of oatmeal
1 sack of onions, chopped

Soak a shaved sheep in 80 pints of the Guinness. Roll the sheep in a mixture of oatmeal and onion. Dig a pit in the back yard and build a fire. Roast the sheep for 8 to 10 hours and drink the remaining ten pints of Guinness. Discard any hairy, bony, or hoofy parts of the sheep, and serve with boiled potatoes, cabbage, and plenty of Guinness.

Collected by Bert Christensen
Toronto, Ontario