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The Top 16 Mensa
Pick-Up Lines
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16> "This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh. Any
questions?"
15> "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"
14> "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle such as yourself
inhabit a locus such as this?"
13> "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean
Geometry?"
12> "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my domicile, sans
apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"
11> "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I'd be
overqualified."
10> "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond all capacity for
cognitive discourse."
9> "Vini, Vici, Va-va-va-voom!"
8> "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic equations through my
mind all night."
7> "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
6> "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may
already be making love right now."
5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus, would you hold it
against me?"
4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus
maximus."
3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"
2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants, calculating
your body mass based on your height and weight, and dividing that number by your waist
size -- I conclude that you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact, glad
to see me."
1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."
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