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Name: Kris Schewe

Country: USA-Missouri

Comments: I went to your site wanting to see some pictures by Carrington and saw a lot of other stuff in addition to the few pictures you had by her. The recipes! I've had the kitty litter cake. Someone brought one to work and you should have seen and felt the waves of disapproval directed at the person who brought it. I just dug right in-it was just a cake after all. The beaver tail recipe I have seen often in The Joy of Cooking cookbook-older version maybe? My sister has made the Jell-O hand but I don't remember it floating in swamp soup. The bad art was wonderful. I especially liked the woman smiling with a lot of teeth-kind of reminded me of my MOTHER! Loved your animals...Anyway, highly entertaining to me. I was just talking tonight about being a SAP-self amused personality. We all agreed we fit this category. I was very amused for a longtime
Name: Amor

Country: South Africa

Comments: Awesome!!!
Name: Wayne Larson

Country: US

Comments: Very entertaining site!  Living near Chicago, we also have a greyhound named Star and a couple Maine Coon cats in the 20-pound range.  Given your eclectic tastes and, shall we say - unique - sense of humor, does your wife give you the same suspicious looks that my wife does me?
Name: Judy

Country: USA

Comments: Wonderful!
Name: cameron

Country: australia

Comments: this website is crap
Name: amber ross

Country: usa

Comments: LOL LOL OMG LOL
Name: blah!

Country: canada

Comments: i really like the paintings that this guy made and im doing a project i S.S and im doing this guy so :D hheheheh
Name: jon killi

Country: france

Comments: i am impressed.
Name: Priscila

Country: Brazil

Comments: I loved the website and I´ve already sent it to friends. Congratulations
Name: liane davies

Country: united kingdom

Comments: may god shower  ya with blessings sent from above and fill ya with courage
Name: Lynn Goodner

Country: United States

Comments: Great fun and informative.
Name: Erica McCambrigde

Country: Canada

Comments: great pictures for my project on JEH MacDonald
Name: Robert Killoren

Country: USA

Comments: Your website provides much inspiration for me.  I have been visiting for several years.  Whenever I think of an artist and want to experience the art again, I come here first.  Please don't ever shut this website down.
Name: Simone McLeod

Country: Canada

Comments: Nice to be in the company of people such as Pollock
Name: Adriana

Country: Brasil

Comments: Este site é muito bom, completo e com muitos recursos.Parabems Este sitio es muy bueno, completo y con muchos recursos.Felicitaciones Por que tiene tan pocos artistas latinoamericanos?
Name: Jon R White

Country: USA

Comments: Interesting. Did you purchase the "Bad art" or just picture it on your site?
Name: Bob Hall

Country: United States

Comments: Very nice.
Name: Lance Waterman

Country: Canada

Comments: I didn't find my favorite photographer in your artist list.

Why isn't Stefanie Schneider there?

Name: sophie

Country: england

Comments: this website has helped me. I am researching Jack Vettriano and portraiture and this has been very useful thankyou.
Name: Jo Dawkins

Country: United States

Comments: Great! Great! Great!

Thanks Jo

Name: linda

Comments: terrific!  Love the captions, as well as the art/
Name: John Ryder

Country: United Kingdom

Comments: Bert,I love your site. Thank you for compiling it

Kind regards,

John

Name: fernanda

Country: Italia

Comments: galleria bellissima che mi sta consentendo di imparare tante cose. Complimenti!
Name: James K. and Cathy L. Baker

Country: USA

Comments: We have long been students of Fine Art works with trips to Europe to see many of the principally nineteenth century masterpieces. Your collection is one of the best we've seen on the internet.
Name: eva

Country: spain

Comments: excelente página con gran numero de recursos facilmente localizables
Name: Eileen

Country: England

Comments: Hello Bert,
You have a fantastic website. I especially enjoyed the truth and humour section. I've been laughing so much that my stomach aches. Great tonic and I'll be back.
Best wishes,
Eileen
Name: Tammy Stewart

Country: USA

Comments: Bert, just wanted to let you know what a fantastic site you have here.  Thanks for putting all your hard work into a great reference site for all of us.  It's greatly appreciated
Name: Brenda Thomason

Country: USA
Name: Ania

Country: Poland

Comments: Impressive!
Name: Lynda

Country: USA

Comments: I forgot everything, and just clicked, and clicked, transformed by the beauty of each one in turn.  I came to your site after a search for John Sloan's McSorley's Bar, and stayed transfixed.  thank you for making this selection available to all
Name: Alex

Country: United States

Comments: I was looking for a roast polar bear recipe and there it was. On the site that has everything.
Name: denisa

Country: slovakia

Comments: very nice site. many beautiful pictures...
Name: Nicholas Williams

Country: Canada

Comments: Brilliant site Bert!! Very useful to me as an artist, and tipped me off to some artists I didn't know. Also some paintings by artists I love but hadn't seen before... What a great place online N
Name: louise bishop

Country: england

Comments: I think this is a wonderful site. thank you x
Name: Pier Luigi Baraldi

Country: Italy

Comments: Vettriano very fine. Like Hopper.
Name: Dale

Country: Canada

Comments: I was looking for a Spam in Aspic recipe to scare a friend with and found your site.  Some fascinating art and recipes and in some cases both!
Name: Sarah N. Cuthbertson

Country: Canada (Calgary)

Comments: Thank you for publishing any information about Guiseppe D'angelico Pino, you would not believe how difficult it is to find his work on the internet. Thanks!
Name: Christina Cooper

Country: USA

Comments: Love this site!!!!!!
Name: Judith Loucks

Country: USA

Comments: GREAT work on the site!  Thanks for sharing!
Name: Julie King

Country: USA
Name: Anna Wilkes

Country: USA

Comments: Thank you so very much for putting together this magnificent  online gallery.  It is much appreciated and enjoyed.   I think I love you!!!!!
Name: Williams

Country: England

Comments: loved the truth and humour page. totally hilarious!
Name: Valerie Lawrence

Country: lancashire

Comments: jack Vettriano's paintings are wonderfully seductive, sultry, sexy, and powerful they show the strong masculine, romantic and very sexy side of the artist, his artistic qualities are unique, I hope he goes on for many years to come giving so much pleasure and enjoyment to all who love his work.
Name: Georgina

Country: United Kingdom

Comments: "Anguished English" by Richard J. Lederer is a load of todger!!
Name: Adam Gardiner

Country: Cyprus

Comments: Thanks for sharing your beautiful paintings with us - I am an amateur splodger and feel uplifted by your gallery.
Name: Richard Newell

Country: England

Comments: Really enjoyed the Vettriano  pictures
Name: Fernand

Country: Canada

Comments: Merveilleux site... Vous êtes un merveilleux collectionneur et vous avez ouvert pour moi des horizons nouveaux.Bravo ! Bravo ! Bravo ... AND THANKS a million times
Name: Barb Koumjian

Country: USA

Comments: Loved the Weird Art and UU Humor Pages!!  I am a UU from Nashua, NH currently working as DRE in Manchester, NH.  Just wanted to say Hi!
Name: bob christianson

Comments: thanks
Name: Ann Thørup

Country: Denmark  The naughty mohammed jokers

Comments: Happened by chance to enter your interesting site.  Haven't seen everything but will get down to it when I find the time.  I like it  very much so far.
Name: larry gage

Country: usa
Name: Hanif

Country: England, UK

Comments: A very Comprehensive and informative website.

Lots of pictures that shows even with all the worldly tension there is, this world is still a great place to live and there are still lots of good people out there.

Well done and keep it up.

Name: inger wallin

Country: sweden

Comments: To look at this site gives "feel good" vibes. I love it.
Name: DEEROMPER

Country: UNITED STATES

Comments: YOUR ART IS WONDERFUL
Name: Tracy Pollock

Country: USA

Comments: Great site! Wonderful job! Your creatures are beautiful. I'll be back to look. Tracy
Name: jim Mcgearty

Country: New Zealand

Comments: Great stuff
Name: Craig Simpson

Country: Canada

Comments: Great web site -- wonderful galleries.
Name: Rachel

Country: USA

Comments: Someone sent me an email with Peter Callesen's paper art, I thought it was lovely, and fascinating on so many levels.  Googled to try to find more online and found your site.  Will definitely be visiting in the future, looks like you've got a good variety of art to view.  Thanks for a well done, help-to-cheer-me-up, site!
Name: Todd Decker

Email: tkdecker43@aol.com

Country: USA

Comments: Interested in any N. Fechin, drawings or paintings, or any deceased western Americana artwork.
Name: Chitty Bang Bang

Country: Afghanistan

Comments: i really enjoy the world of arts, it it reminds me of how i used to sit in the corner and sob when i was a child, anyhow, i am GRANTED by this opportunity to gaze around is beautiful website....LOVE YOU
Name: Larry Middaugh

Country: U.S.A

Comments: Excellent collection. I appreciate the enormous amount of work you must have put in to create your site. I have submitted the address to our local librarian to review and recommend to other patrons.
Name: loretta

Country: south africa

Comments: An inspiring website !! i am an avid vettriano fan. Hope he will visit our country soon.
Name: Gian Carlo Soresina

Country: Italy

Comments: Dear Bert

your site have a lot of paintings...very interesting.
Best wishesGian Carlop.s.
an answer....you know the real misure of Corn Poppy/Kees Van Dongen's painting?

Name: Sang-Wook Kim

Country: South Korea

Comments: Great, Museum! Really enjoyed your collections!
Name: Mary

Country: US

Comments: Wonderful
Name: Curran

Country: U.S. and A

Comments: i love this site
Name: Mike Lythgoe

Country: USA

Comments: I am reserching Milton Avery for an adult learning class in Aiken, SC at USCA for "Paintings thru poetry." Thank you.
Name: Erin

Country: United States

Comments: I do adore your site. It is saved as a favorate!
Name: John

Country: United Kingdom

Comments: Great site, enjoyed it hugely. All the best.
Name: moo
Country: uk 

Comments: great.  best wishes  from  paignton art soc. devon
Name: Joy

Country: Canada

Comments: This website was very helpful for my projects
Name: John

Country: United Kingdom

Comments: Great site, enjoyed it hugely. All the best
Name: LeAndra Hamilton

Country: United States
Name: Sheila

Country: United States

Comments: Great site...great humour...great art...hard to stop browsing.  Love the pets.  Thanks for these entertaining and educational pages, Bert.
Name: Elaine Watters

Country: Ireland

Comments: I have been browsing your site for an hour! I went looking for a Polish artist Starbowski and your site popped up. I have been fascinated with your galleries- what an amazing resource. Thank you Bert!
Name: parry

Country: Iran
Name: iu

Comments: love your site its well good but its a bit sick hahaha funny keep it u[p
Name: Announi

Country: morroco

Comments: Very weird,enjoyed your page a lot thannk you
Name: Tina Allen

Email: (removed to stop spam)

Country: USA

Comments: Love anyone who talks about their pets. Thanks for doing so. My Email above is actually initials of some of my cats. C.C. and Astro, though are no longer with me. R.I.P. I do have 2 more strays I picked up. Momma and her baby I named Gracie.

Will ck. out rest of site.

Name: ioanna.kanellopoulou

Country: greece
Name: mary briggs

Country: united states

Comments: I absolutely love your gallery website!
Name: Cathy Sharpley

Country: United States

Comments: Bert, Your website is such a treasure.  I am so glad I found it!! I have shared your site,  with many friends.

Thank you, for sharing. I am truly one of your biggest fans. Please keep up the magnificent work, for it is appreciated.

Name: Lynn Dunphy

Country: USA

Comments:      Bert, 

Just love your web-site. I was completely enlightened by it and thought it to be absolutely ingenious.

It is always a pleasure to discover new and interesting blurbs, etc. on the net. Your sense of humour is very well appreciated.            

I did not have time to look at everything this morning, but plan on returning for a visit.            

Was very surprised to see those 1999 snow scenes. I  lived in Hamburg, NY at the time, and do not like to admit it, but was unaware of the scope of that storm you had.              

With best wishes for a continuing success,                                                     

 Lynn Dunphy

Name: michael bailey

Country: USA

Comments:  very weird
Name: Nino Restelli

Country: Milano - Italia

Comments: Caro Bert hai fatto un lavoro splendido, solamente l'amore per amore si possono fare queste cose, complimenti sei stato veramente bravo.Il Tuo è un insegnamento significativo di come si può vivere amando il prossimo, amando il mondo dell'arte ed il mondo deli Animali, i tuoi gatti sono bellissimi (anche il tuo cane).Buon 2008, cordiali saluti,NinoCIAO
Name: Katherine Killerby

Country: South Africa

Comments: Dear Bert,

Thank you for such a lovely viewing. It is a wonderful site, I enjoyed the American and British artists as I have not seen many work by those nationalities

Regards Kate Killerby

Name: Julie Buckner

Country: USA

Comments: Dear Bert,

I have just spent an evening with a good friend, laughing our heads off at the comments on your website. Your content is priceless. Thank you!

Best regards, Julie Dupre Buckner

Name: massimo buratti

Country: cesena _ italia

Comments: tutto molto bello vi ringrazio.massimo
Name: CESAR MAYORAL

Country: MEXICO

Comments: I ENJOYED YOUR PAGE A LOT. THANK YOU
Name: Henning

Country: Hamburg, Germany

Comments: Very nice page, gives me hours of smirks and laughter!
Name: simonetta

Country: Italy

Comments: I love these paintings. They make me dream of precious, intimate moments.
Name: Ladyce West

Country: BRAZIL

Comments: I loved your site!  I loved the fact that you have works of art by artists that are not easily found.  I have been very interested in images of women reading.  And here I was able to find several that were unknown to me. 

Thanks!  I will be coming back several times.  It is wonderfully entertaining!

Name: andrew briggs

Email: nemobriggs@nc.rr.com

Country: usa

Comments: I like TO, Unitarians, and still miss Nemo, a retired racer greyhound we lost last year.  It is a real pleasure to use your easy to operate access to art which I am forwarding to other cyber users.

A hobby is collecting items about Time and I live near Durham NC,, USA.

Name: Louis

Country: Montreal, Canada

Comments: This site is great.  The pictures are excellent.   The work of Jean-Louis Courteau presented here is amazing but you should see it "live".  His work of art will bring you in a whole new dimension.  Alive, powerful, fresh and insightful are only few of the words one can used to describe his art.    You have to live it to believe it.
Name: Aletta Briggs

Country: USA

Comments: This is one of the most interesting and entertaining sites I've seen!  My husband sent me your URL.   He and I have spent all morning perusing the various entries. 

He is very excited to find such a large selection of works of art  that are better displayed than most museum sites. 

Thank you for brightening my day!

Name: claudia

Country: france

Comments: just discovered your great gallery - spent a lovely time "walking" through: I'm sure I'll be visiting again

love claudiaps: and a very happy & prosperous new year to you

Name: Kim

Country: USA

Comments: What a great site.  The strange art got me here, and now I've been reading and giggling out loud for an hour. 

Thanks - I needed that!  I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me, as they say.

Name: Chelsea

Country: USA

Comments: Weird & different recipes are sweet. and the section weird food literature in there has the 2 spam poems. are awesome i printed those and gave them to my dad for Christmas. he loved them. me and my dad have this little joke about spam so it was a really funny and special thing. so i thank you for helping me bring a smile to my dad's face for Christmas. keep bringing in the funny stuff. :)
Name:  Tony

Country:  Ireland

Comments:  This is a great gallery, almost feels like real one. I am sure I will come here many times.
Thank you.
Name:  Lulu

Country:  Texas

Comments:  Love your site.  Thank you for providing a great place to dream!
Name:  Tricia Bonse

Country:  U.S.A.

Comments:  I love Jack Vettriano's work.  Even more impressive than his bold, humanistic choice of subject matter and unique style is the fact that he is self-taught.  I am also impressed with his ability to be artistic without sacrificing practically.  So what if he's criticized for making a profit during his lifetime, that does not make him any less stellar in my eyes.  Who says everybody has to starve for the sake of their art?  Hasn't the world seen it's share of martyrs yet?  Good for you Jack, I'd kiss you, if I could.

Tricia A. Bonse
Name:  Lynn Steeves

Country:  CANADA

Comments:  Good day to the entire Christensen Family,
This site is extraordinary.  The cats, of course, caught my eye.
My question is have you ever been to the largest Danish Community outside Denmark in New Denmark, New Brunswick, Canada?  They have a celebration every June in honor of the landing in Canada. My ex husband's name is spelled Kristensen and his father was born in Denmark.
Keep up the great site.
Name:  Hristo

Email:  lasombra.nospam@gmil.com

Country:  Bulgaria

Comments:  I really liked your website. Humor and self-deprecation are such rarities today, they need to be appreciated whenever found :) Keep it up this way.
Name:  Margaret Moore

Email:  margo-paint@hotmail.co.uk

Country:  England

Comments:  I have just purchased a painting by Charles Condor called Women bathing Swanage 1900. Dedicated to a woman called Winifred Thomas 1903 -2005. It says on the back oil on canvas 50.8 x 60 cm. Private collection courtesy Philip Bacon Galleries, Brisbane. Is this a well known painting?
Name:  Mar-Mar

Country:  U.S.A.

Comments:  i thought ur website was really kewl!!!!
Name:  Edwing Fiorilo

Country:  BOLIVIA

Comments:  HERMOSA PÁGINA!

Wonderful work of pieces of great art; I am traveling inside your web page and I am wonder every moment... Thank you for let us enjoy and feed the spirit and the soul...

Gracias por mostrarnos el arte universal... FELICIDADES!!!

Edwing "Huyustus" Fiorilo
Name:  john wakefield

Country:  Australia

Comments:  Wonderful to see those artists who are not in the school books
Name:  Chelsea

Country:  USA

Comments:  i love this site i have it on my favorites. the truth and humor section is funny. i love the art work too. anything weird and off the wall is my kinda stuff. you rock Bert!!! i love your kitties too they are adorable. ^_^ 
Name:  coleen brown

Country:  USA

Comments:  What an amazing collection of the world's greatest art! Lots of familiar favorites and lots of welcomed unfamiliar.  Thanks and I look forward to spending much more time on your great site, what an inspiration.
Coko Brown
Name:  Heel

Country:  Western Sahara

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Name:  Cristina Panerai

Country:  Florence -Italy

Comments:  Bellissima!
Name:  Liz Kruger

Country:  South Africa

Comments:  Well done!
Name:  gerald thorp

Country:  usa

Comments:  faboulosa
Name:  Grace

Country:  S. Korea

Comments:  I was awed by this wonderful collection of great paintings. Especially I was really impressed by the paintings by Russian artists, and realized how narrowly I had known this great world of art. Thank you so much for your great effort!! I hope you also become interested in Korean artists as well. :)
Name:  Anton

Country:  The Netherlands

Comments:  I have added your site to my list of favorites.  Every once in a while I look into it and every time again I enjoy thorougly the art, the humor and of course the weird. And today your singing moose made my day.
Thank you very much,
Name:  Debby Register

Country:  USA

Comments:  Thanks so much for sharing this beautiful, inspiring art with us.
Name:  rachael

Country:  canada

Comments:  NICE STUFF
Name:  sergio

Country:  italia

Comments:  Una bellissima pagina web.Complimenti!!! E Jack Vettriano è fantastico!
Name:  Lois Winkler

Country:  North Carolina where tobacco is a vegetable

Comments:  Hi, Bert. 

I am the food columnist in Fernandina Beach, FL who wrote to you 4 or 5 years ago.  I was looking through old columns and wondered fi you were still my source for the recipe for Kitty Litter Cake and for Sniglets. 

Hope you are well.

I'm in Chapel Hill, NC peddling fine cheeses. 

Lois
Name:  Louie Loosefoot

Country:  USA

Comments:  Bert, your Truth & Humor site is a riot.  Please add Peter Max to your artists list.

Louie
Name:  Rachael Brown

Country:  USA

Comments:  Uhhh actually the painting of the pope with the meat is a very famous and very good painting by Francis Bacon.

Bert responds: Yes, I am aware of the artist who painted the piece http://bertc.com/hassim.htm  but it is on a page of "Bert Christensen's Weird, Strange & Just Plain Bad Art Collection."  I am sure that you would agree that the painting is weird or at least strange.

Name:  Melissa Martin

Country:  US

Comments:  Dear Bert
 This is soooo wonderful.  Mille grazie per il suo lavoro, questo pagina di web e magnifico!!!! I thought that artnet.com was the best, but now, I've found another.  As a painter, I truly appreciate seeing as much variety of one artist as I can.  You are doing a great service to artists and art lovers everywhere.
Thank you so much, and if you ever need an assistant, i.e. cataloguing, etc., let me know!  (Bachelor's in Art History, wanting to go to grad school for the same).
Name:  catherine

Country:  USA  IL

Comments:  Hilarious, lol
Name:  anna galluccio

Country:  milan Italy

Comments:  In this dull World....Bert's Space is pure Paradise! Honey to taste, perfumed Balm to my soul. Thank You, then! Anna
Name:  GERARD TAILLEFER

Country:  France+Sweden

Comments:  I love Camille Pissarro... His landscapes and gardens remind me so much of after war France, around 1955. Thanks.
Name:  Edgar Gabriel

Country:  Germany

Comments:  Hey Bert,

i appreciate your site very much and distribute links to it on SL (Second Life) to my friends

have fun and love
ED
Name:  anne

Country:  us

Comments:  this was hilarious!!! :)
Name:  Clare Quartermaine

Country:  england

Comments:  Dear Bert
I came across your site quite by accident - I have really enjoyed looking through all the art on your site. Very inspiring collection!
Name:  Natalia Butcher

Country:  NZ

Comments:  the paintings are cool.
Name:  Wawa Costa

Country:  Canada

Comments:  Hehe...a very entertaining site. I commend you on a job well done. A househusband eh? Hmm, do you not feel threatened by your wife's success? She must control a lot of what you do and are allowed to do. I think it's amazing that perfectly capable men are staying home. Just kidding...I think it's alright. You go girl...I mean dude.
Your Name: Anne

Country: Australia

Comments: Thank you so much for sharing your love of art. I really don\'t know a lot about it only that it appeals to me in different ways love/hate/fear etc. So I have bookmarked a lot of your galleries so I can explore them at my leisure.

For the first time in my life I am exploring this world and to find your site, well to say it helps is an understatement.

Thank you for your time
Kindest regards

Anne
Your Name: Anne

Country: Australia

Comments: Hi Bert
Me again
Just wanted to say I just explored the rest of your site and you are sooooo cool. I might have guessed you were Canadian
regards Anne
Your Name: Jim Stevenson

Country: U.S. of A.

Comments:
name:  Anthony Buccieri

country:  USA

comments:  Great site
name:  Pamela

country:  United States

comments:  Love this web site.  You are the master!!
name:  Amanda Etzkorn

country:  US

comments:  this was soooo gross!i can't believe people actually eat this kind of crap!yuk.it blows my mind.i was ready to puke and i didn't even look at everything!yuk yuk yuk!lol.
name:  Sol Briks

yourEmail:  sol471@optonline.net

country:  US

comments:  http://www.bertc.com/subthree/g120/images/Briks.jpg

My daughter Julie painted by my sister Miriam.. Wonder where the this painting resides now.  Was sold in Cape Cod to someone from California.
name:  Rodney Geminder

country:  Dominican Republic

comments:  I am the proud owner of "Thou Rose of all the Roses" by SIr Lawrence Alma-Tadema.

I am delighted to see that art lovers are able to enjoy a print of this fine work.

Rodney Geminder
Your Name: Marienette

Country: Sweden

Comments: An amazing Website.
Tack fr rundturen i kulturen!
Your Name: John

Country: USA

Comments: Hello...
   I enjoyed looking over your site. Alot of it made me laugh. Some made me want to cry.
   Keep it up!!
Your Name: Juile

Country: united states
Your Name: roger smih

Your Email Address: r.smith759@btinternet.com

Country: north wales

Comments: nice site bert,my cats tom,boo and poppy enjoyed blue,s page also.
Your Name: Stan Mabert

Country: England

Comments: Most entertaining website, on many levels, from the humourous up through to the aesthetic. Will tell all my friends that if feel down or in any way negative towards life or people, go to www.bertc.com
Your Name: Mary Beth Content Lapointe

Country: USA

Comments: The work Ladies at Leisure was painted by my Grandfather Dan Content.  I was wondering if you sell any of these artworks.   Thank you.
name: lizzie

country: england  uk

comments: i adore the game on limited edition i think it says everything in a erotic but romantic way if i get a windfall will be the one i will buy have lots of prints i love them
country: USA

comments: Really Really ..... Interesting
name: maaaaano

country: libya

comments: very nice website I wish to see more
name: debodard alain

country: france
name: Lynette  Ellsworth

country: USA- Utah

comments: I have so enjoyed your web site-- It was a springboard to a personal art study-- today,  John William Waterhouse (including a short study of Tennyson and the Lady of Shallot)--Thank you so much for all your hard work--- Lynette
name: Richard Hamnett

country: England

comments: Beautiful Paintings
name: Gary Drewsen

country: Australia

comments: I have been trying to put together my family tree starting with both of my grandfathers. My fathers father coming from Denmark was reasonably easy to trace but my mothers father was somewhat more difficult, he came from Canada. I searched several Canadian sights before I found him on the Canadian Military websight. Once I had more of his details I searched further and found that my late Canadian born grandfather who was part Canadian Dakota Sioux and was also a distant relative of the Great Sitting Bull. Boy, did that make feel proud.
name: D'wayne Taylor

country: USA

comments: A great website.  Thanks for the laugther
name: Shursen Parsad

country: USA (Thousand Oaks)

comments: I thought I had read everything on the internet.  Then I saw your site and realized I did!
name: Ruth Zane

country: USA - Illinois

comments: Friend of Matthew Vernau & Bill Hardin who recently hunted with Jean Louis Courteau in Quebec.
name: Jennifer M Sanchez (Oro Valley) AZ

country: US of A

comments: Where do you get this stuff? Very weird. Looks like a couple of dreams I have had. A good imagination is required.
name: christina

country: ireland

comments: an amazing site...thank you
name: don langston

country: usa

comments: surfed into your website through a yahoo answers from ashkar . very interesting . will be back i'm sure
name: mei

country: poland

comments: cool gallery :)
name: Bingham King

country: Quebec, Canada

comments: Jane Atkinson sent me the story of the curtain rods and I saw your url.I must explore in the days to come.Many years have passed since we met at a CUC Annual Meeting.Hope you're in good health.Bing
name: Laura

country: Scotland

comments: Hail, kindred spirit!
name: Leah Christensen

country: Somewhere between Canada, USA and Denmark.

comments: With a name like Christensen, you've got to be funny!!!!! Are you Danish? I laughed so hard at your humour page that my neighbours came over to see what was so damned funny! ;-)

Bert responds: Yes my parents came to Canada from Denmark in 1928.

name: Claudia Lawton

country: Panama

comments: Dear Mr. Christensen:I shall just say "AWESOME".  Your work is incredible, and when I see art such as yours I thank God for the talent He has given you.Please continue to delight us.God bless you.Claudia Lawton of Panama
name: Sandie

country: USA

comments: AWESOME SITE
name: Erich Hess

country: Germany

comments: A website for repeated visits, a good source for esthetic education.
name: Martin Dodge

country: USA

comments: As another Unitarian, I hope to dig through your site as soon as I can. It looks interesting. I found irt through "Stumble," which you probably already know about. BTW, how did you land such a beautiful wife?!

Bert responds: Must be my charm ;-}

name: Deborah

country: Texas, USA

comments: Great website, I was looking for the Kitty Litter Cake and found all this.  Thank you so very much.  I needed a few (Many) good laughs.  I have enjoyed this site so much, especially the Truth and Humor section, and I will be telling all my friends about it.  Thanks again, Bert for maintaining such a wonderful and delightful website.
name: Lisa Wood

country: USA

comments: I Love your site. I especially like Blue, Max and Amber. They look precious.
name: Jill Anthony

country: USA

comments: Your work......touches my soul
name: eoin donohue

country: ireland

comments: tumbled on link to Grace Henry eclectic site-----refreshing
name: melissa brooks (boldini)

country: usa

comments: beautiful......his portraits are beautiful.......
name: L.Lagacé

country: Canada, Quebec

comments: Wow!wow!Wow!
name: Ingrid Schad

country: Germany

comments: The best I looked at in a very long time. I had so much fun. Thank you Ingrid
name: Rod

country: spain
name: Rodolfo Scherzoso

country: Switzerland

comments: Swiss Cheesus ! Keep up the good work !
name: SMILE ANNALISA

country: ITALY ROMA

comments: SONO GIORNI CHE PASSO IL MIO TEMPO A VEDERE COSI' TANTA ARTE ........CHE BELLO QUESTO SITO!!!!COMPLIMENTI
name: Tyler McBride

country: U.S

comments: Best site for lots of  laughs. ^^
name: RICHARD VAN ALSTINE

country: U.S.

comments: WHAT A WONDERFUL SITE, THANK YOU
name: peter

country: CANADA

comments: thanks lostsa laughs
name: victoria

country: usa

comments: love your site
name: Hank Lee

country: USA

comments: Found this sight on Linky and Dinky. Very impressed. Will put in favorites and refer to often. Thanks
name: A.Z.Johnson

country: America

comments: Where's Leonardo Da Vinci?
name: oh, seungmin

country: s. korea

comments: nice paintings. thank you..
name: Michael Essany

country: Australia

comments: I really liked the painting of "Little River" by Clarrie Cox and would love to know some more about her to use as an art presentation to my year 12 students..jai-son strange@hotmail.com
name: Daniel

country: Norway

comments: Cool page! The sex rules are insane
name: Sharon Ingraham

country: Canada

comments: What a glorious site! I stumbled upon this quite by accident, (off a Unitarian Church photog. site I think, also most amazing fyi) and spent almost an hour touring your galleries. Thanks so much. A great way to spend a lazy Sunday afternoon. I especially enjoyed the Magrittes and your extensive collection of A.Y. Jacksons. Please feel free to add me to your mailing list, should you have one - I would love to know if you acquire more works. Just wondering - are you familiar with Cleveland's huge permanent collections? I had the opportunity to see an incredible loan at the Vancouver, British Columbia gallery this past summer,"FromDali to Monet" - truly magnificent!Again, thanks for the memories.Sharon
name: amy

country: us

comments: I love your web site!  I enjoy art very much and am glad to be able to access even "weird" art on the net! Keep up the great work.
name: amy

country: us

comments: I was all in support of this website UNTILL moments ago I saw a posting by Fred Omergongen about killing kittens for their pellets... i have a better idea.  Lets kill people who think that killing pooor animals for there skins is worth while. Mr Amerongen your skin looks pritty nice, can I have a coat made from it?
Bert responds: That page has been removed
name: courtney

country: usa

comments: kewl!!!!
name: mark malusa

country: japan

comments: beautiful, thank you
name: Kenneth Koster

country: USA

comments: Thank you for doing this.
name: j cohen

country: usa

comments: awesome, nice work, thanks
name: Roy J Lloyd

country: England

comments: "Did you ever wake  in the morning with the Zombie Woof behind your eyes?" (Frank Zappa... ) No, it was Bert Chrstensen.
name: steve

country: usa

comments: i like it!  i'll try to send you some of my weird art ( that i do )..take care.
name: Philip Mayer

country: USA

comments: I don't remember how I came upon this site, but I love it.Thank you for maintaining it.
name: Eleanor Driscoll

country: USA

comments: Unbelievable collection.  Thank you
name: Brad Howe

country: U.S.

comments: Wonderful site. Just thumbed through it . Looks like hours of fun ahead. Thanx!!!
name: Precious

country: USA

comments: I like your site, came across it and find it rather interesting.
name: Andrea Kobayashi

country: Japan

comments: I am impressed by the works of Lawren Harris.
name: Ann M Robinson

country: USA

comments: II saw 'Dance me to to the End of Love' on vacation in the UK and had to buy a print. Then I had to find out all about the artist and his work. It is so engrossing and sensual I really became an instant Vettriano afficiado! This is a most enjoyable and informative site, thank you
name: Qias

country: Halifax  NS Canada

comments:  Hi sir,Thank you ,Keep going , nice site,       All the best.
name: Giorgio Fonio

country: Milano / Cesare da Sesto,18 /

comments: Molto bene. Accanto all'opera data di nascita e di morte dell'autore / Museo, collezione, dove si trova l'opera /
name: Daniel McClenaghan

country: USA

comments: Looking for Karl Baumann dealers
name: John (Jack) Rainear

country: USA  (Florida)

comments:  I came upon your web site quite by accident, and  was very pleased to have found it.  I have benn a Unitarian since before we took on the Universalists.   If you are ever in SW Florida, I would be pleased to meet you.                 Namaste
name: Ivy Bolas

country: UK

comments: Cheered me up all the time. Thanks Bert.
name: Jerry Clark

country: Scotland

comments: Brilliant web site, I liked the Martha Hyer photo's.Keep up the good work.                                          Jerry
name: June Webb

country: USA

comments: What a delight to  view all your cat  pictures, dog picture, and the comments.  You are a real animal lover.
name: Ricardo Vargas G.

country: México

comments: A beautifull tour into the art
name: itziar sorribes gómez

country: barcelona catalonia spain
name: Andrew

country: Norway

comments: I love this place!
name: lourdes gonzalez baez

country: mexico,d.f.  mexico city

comments: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THE WONDERFUL PAINTINGS IN YOUR GALLERY. IT WAS AN SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE FOR MY MIND AND SOUL.
name: silvia

country: Belgium

comments: Cool You have a very cool place to stay at least a couple of hours! Congratulations:-)
name: denise brown

country: usa

comments: worthwhile trip through your online "museum."  thanks!
name: lily

country: tasmania

comments: i couldn't tear myself away from your website.  It must be gratifying to organize so much pleasure for yourself and us.  Thank you.
name: Monet Airian

country: USA
name: katelyn leuschel

country: United States

comments: Loved your website. I'm completely devoted to my cats, eat weird food, and paint.
name: TWEETYCCC@aol.com

country: USA

comments: I do love your collection.  I would love to see more Gilles Bedard, who is my favorite artist.  It is difficult to find many of his paintings online.  I would travel again to Canada to see one of his exhibits, if I knew of one!  Thanks so much, Karen B.
name: Tone

country: Norway

comments: I have searched and I found the answer here. Yes, it was Gustaf Fjaestad who painted the marvellous winterscape  I photographed in Thiels gallery in Stockholm on July 18th, 2007.
name: Dianna Miller

country: USA

comments: I love this site and added it to my favorites. You guys rock! Whats even nicer is that we are almost neighbours being across the St. Lawrence River in New York...just up the 401 a bit!
name: Helen Crockett

country: USA

comments: I have returned again and again to this website to see new paintings Bert Christensen has added to the collection.  It has given me much pleasure.  Thank you!
name: James Dwyer

country: USA

comments: Great site, great resource. Thank you!
name: J.L.Courteau

country: canada

comments: Hi Bert,Loved the latest galeries!I am looking for a painting by Sorolla, and can't seem to find it on the web...It shows a mother and child in a small beached boat, with another woman casting shade on the two.I saw it "live" in a show about the spanish luminists in Montreal about 20 years ago, and blew my mind. Maybe someone can find a picture of it?Thanks!
name: BRUCE ALLAN

country: CANADA - SASKATCHEWAN

comments: I have found a new home here. It is not omly well otganised, but what a great cross section of painters and styles.thank you for doing such a wonderful job and making my time on this machine - a very relaxing, educating and spiritual one!.....................wow! Canadian artists even!
name: Carrie

country: USA

comments: Love this site - very interesting and amusing!My cats loved it, too!
name: Belinda

country: USA

comments: I love your show.  You make some of the food seem actually edible.
name: saleh al abwaini

country: jordan

comments: thank you for this great site
name: brandon

country: texas

comments: i wish i cpuld be a witch
name: Tony

country: USA

comments: great web page
name: Jack

country: USA

comments: Retired - Started Painting a Year ago - Learning the time honored way by studying those who have gone before. Your site is WONDERFUL. Many images to study and learn from.Many Thanks,Jack
name: Jack Westcott

country: Western Australia

comments: An amazing Website. Will be logging on frequently, now I've found you!
name: Jalena

country: Greece

comments: This site is awesome! I bookmarked it, of course
name: sheryl lynch

country: USA

comments: i thought this page was great,,, but i did enjoy most of the work,,lol.  keep it going.
name: Larry Latham

country: USA - Las Vegas 

comments: Ya it's hot and dry,. the price we pay for no winter.  I think I lost my heavy coat about 10 years ago, and no one noticed, not even me. Seems we have traveled a few of the same roads.  Other than your cold weather that my bionic back can't take, I do envy you the green and country side.  Alas our hills and mountains are naked. Love the art, great site, easy to navigate, and like my site, nothing to sign up for, nothing to buy, no popups, no cookies, A pleasure to see another man with principles. Beautiful family you have, you have truly been blessed.  Here is my story that I'm sure you can understand.  I do with I had a little small business experience.  But life is good.Larry
name: March Bloom

country: US

comments: Bert, It's people like you who make life worth livin.'I'm a UU too. Have already been sharing your site with many friends tonight after seeing it on coudal partners. Some fun sites I like are TrailerMantra and Twink and songs by Elephants called, Thai Elephant Orchestra. Live music recorded by Elephants, (inspired by those books of cats painting, no doubt.My name is really Chrystal  Stefani and I work a university physics department combing through the Einstein quotes.namaste
name: Neha

country: India

comments: Enjoyed  your site specially weird recipes and art sections
name: Janusz Prusinowski

country: Poland

comments: I was searching for Jack Vettriano only.I found him here among the others and these others kept me busy the whole day.
name: WALTER LAJEUNESS

country: U S A

comments: YOU HAVE NICE PAGE HERE THANK YOU FOR LET ME LOOK AND YOU BOTH HAVE A NICE DAY TO
name: the BYRD

country: USA

comments: BIG  SURPRISE!!! TO FIND FRANCIS BACON LISTED IN THE BAD ART SECTIONI THOUGHT HE WAS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE GREAT ARTISTS  ENGLAND HAS PRODUCED??WHATS INTERESTING ABOUT BACON'S WORK IS THAT IT IS BEAUTIFUL  and REPULSIVE at the same time !TRULY AMAZED TO FIND HIM LISTED IN BAD ART-----GREAT WEBSITE---DISCOVERED YOU WHILE "SURFING"

Bert Responds: The site is named "Weird, Strange and Just Plain Bad Art Collection"
I think that Francis Bacon fits the "weird"  category.

name: Lee Mamunes

country: USA

comments: I am retired (from business administration) and working on a book on Edward Hopper when I found your terrific website. You Hopper images are great and I will use, with your permission, your weblink in my book. What was even better is the Cat Haiku I found (and forwarded to a cat lover friend of mine). But what topped it all was when I scrolled down your bio and noticed many things in common, but specifically the fact that you are a Unitarian...as both my husband and I are. Many many thanks, Lee (and George)
name: H.W.Heuvel

country: Netherlands

comments: Many thanks for the tour thru your collection. It deeply moved me!!
name: Krisztina Barthalos

country: Hungary

comments: Thanks for the beautiful paintings
name: Becky

country: US

comments: Hi! I have a blue siamese mix that looks very much like your Blue and her name is Blue also. I named her Blue Blazes when she was a kitten because that is the way she traveled around the house.  She also has that blue orange calico mix so she has this peach colored BLAZE down the side of he nose, so it looks like her face is divided in half. She is very sweet and mellow and is good friends with my other siamese mix, Cool Jazz. For cool blue eyes and jazzy stripes and spots. They make my life so much more interesting and bearable! HAThanks for the great site. I came in on the gallery as I was looking for info about the artist Amy Burnett.Becky, Blue and Jazz
name: Traian

country: Romania

comments: This is a very funny website, I like it very much, keep up the good work because you are great! :D
name: j h brussel

country: france

comments: merci pour votre superbe  collection souce d inspiration inepuisable
name: lilli

comments: Thanks for such a beautiful website. It's a pleasure to tour it
name: Erin M

country: United States

comments: Thank you so much! I come to your site for humor when I need a pick-me-up/grin  at work :)
name: wesley knaiz

country: usa

comments: I love your site, keep up the good work
name: kassif

country: israel

comments: First you need to be an excellent technician. Then you have to have something within you to say. Then let God do the rest. is loved the tour in your gallery
name: kaye laforteza

country: new zealand

comments: awesome site!
name: Deloris L Beyreis

country: USA

comments: I love the messages in the images that Jack Vettriano creates
name: Jennifer Dingess

country: USA

comments: Your funny.  I enjoyed the site.
name: Mycroft

country: Australia

comments: Thanks for the wonderful pictures, Bert. Just stumbled into your site and let the eyes and mind wander, before getting back into the labours. Very refreshing. Alas, I copied and pasted briefly to make a Magrite my desktop for a while, but deleted it after reading on. Mi scusi. Ciao.
name: ladyhawke4961

country: usa

comments: very cute stuff!
name: SyL

comments: luv it!!so funny!!
name: P. Leeke

country: USA Maine

comments: I am delighted to discover your site. You have so many good artists I never heard of. I especially appreciate your collection of 20th century art and Canadian art.
name: Patrcia James

country: Wales. UK

comments: I've just spent over an hour laughing myself silly over your Truth & Humour collection - when I did have loads of things I should do!It just shows humour is universal-I shall copy your address to suitable appreciative recipients.Incidently, it was the For Sale, One Uselss Cat that snared me. Is he for real? I bet the mouse is a pet.........
name: Alan Rowbotham

country: USA

comments: A story in every picture
name: Pat Provost

country: Canada

comments: quite a variety of resources. I will return to browse at my leisure when I have a bit more timebest, P
name: mario tarticchio

country: italy

comments: Beautiful pictures.
name: Alessandra

country: Italy

comments: Miaooo to all the cat-lovers!!!
name: Rene Constant

country: Netherlands

comments: marvelous, especialy Jack Vettriano, thanks!
name: Lindsay

country: UNITED STATES

comments: My father taught languages, he used to say how difficult English was, it has no genders, it has two or more meaning to words. How I pity those ;poor students!
name: simon kavanagh

country: Ireland

comments: nice work jackwhen I get some money I will buy some of your artgood luck
name: sharon johnson

country: England

comments: Thank you so much for the laughter, a much needed commodity.
name: steve scott

country: ENGLAND

comments: Wonderful Work
name: mick b

country: uk

comments: thanks bert ,like ur vidios do u have more ? keep up the good work .... mick
name: Diana A.K.A Baby

country: Springfield Il

comments: this was kind of funny 4 the most part it kept me busy during class!
name: blanche milligan

country: usa
name: rosemary johnston

country: scotland

comments: browsing through vettriano, came across your gallery,lovely to review the old and new. impressed.regards frustrated artist
name: leda

country: italia

comments: real
name: INGEGJERD MUNTHE

country: NORWAY

comments: i SEARCH FOR MY GREATGRANDMOTHER FANNY BRATE AND CAME TO YOUR SITE.  VERY NICE!  AN ENJOYABLE WAY TO LOOK AT ATHER ARTISTS THAN HER AS WELL.  THANK YOU. MY WEBSITE WWW.I-M-ART.COM IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
name: Audri Betke

country: US

comments: An essential for broadening one's art education and as a teaching tool
name: Richard Bayeur

country: Canada

comments: In praise of my mother: Lucille  Bayeur who devoted her life to arts
name: Anna Poca

country: Barcelona (Spain)

comments: Very useful.
name: Melissa McDowell

country: USA

comments: Sir, Thank you so much for this site. Though I've visited numerous museums and galleries in my life, this is one of the best. Endless hours of pleasure abide here, and I discover wonderful new artists on every visit. Bless you!
name: Pamela

country: Spain

comments: Thanks for the fun, laughs, provocative thoughts, words of wisdom and your obvious hard work in sourcing the contents.
name: Penny

country: USA

comments: I never sign guest books.  I was looking up paintings by Ramon Casas and found your gallery.  It was fantastic--thank you!  I cut out pictures of my favorite art and put them on the insides of my kitchen cabinets--but this is much better!
name: R, Morsink

country: Holland

comments: I like your website very much. It's in my list of favourites and has given me many hours of joy. Keep up the good work. Some remarks as well (not criticism!) Some links in your list of art galleries don't work anymore end the word "important" is misspelled in the Cambridge University research. Greetings from Holland
name: Dr. Edward Horan

country: USA

comments: Keep up the good work...congratulations
name: Ed Thomas

country: USA

comments: thank you for the work in creating one of the funniest sites on the net. I had to share your URL with some friends. however, my diet did need a little pick-me-up, too..
name: leandra hamilton-marshall

country: england

comments: hey this web site is so funny, i have sat here chuckling to myself resulting in gettin funny looks from my fella. ha ha ha.my sense of humor
name: chuck warner

country: USA (florida)

comments: Great site, it's a pleasure to browse. Thanks, Chuck
name: Eric Cunningham

country: Australia

comments: Reminds me of my birthplace, England
name: Rosy

country: Australia

comments: No fair, I was going to bed 2 hours ago then I made the mistake of looking at the captions on the bad art and it took me 2 hours because I spent so much time ROTFLMAO. Laughter may be good medicine but it's hell on the asthma.
name: Rosy

country: Australia

comments: Great site, wonderful pics of paintings.Australians pronouce the last letter in the alphabet as 'zed' also! We share quite a few things in common with Canadians. Your country also produces some fine television dramas, unfortunately we don't get to see as many of them as I would like.I'll be bookmarking this one.
name: Jim B.

country: USA

comments: Delightful website!  Lovely sense of humor you have.  Beautiful siamese bluepoint too!
name: Eileen

country: Canada

comments: Your site is most interesting.  I've bookmarked it to come and look at it again when I have more time.  I've also sent it to others.  Lots of good reading here
name: Alan (Robert Alan Black, Ph.D., CSP

country: US....Athens, Georgia

comments: I have enjoyed visiting pages from your website that friends from different countries have sent me over the past few months, especially my friend Marc Tassoul, professor of Industrial Design in Delft, Netherlands.Alanhttp://www.cre8ng.com
name: Rona Somerville

country: Scotland

comments: Someone sent me a link with the Cat For Sale pics as I am a certifiable cat nut; I then found Canadian Imposter, and as I am an expat Winnipegger, and I now have a big silly smile on my face. I will be back for more when not at work, so that I can browse at my leisure. Lovely stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name: richard varadi

country: uk

comments: fabulous thats the right word!
name: Angela

country: Australia

comments: Hi Bert :) Nice site :)
name: mark

country: USA

comments: childish humor.  don't quit your day job!! oh no don't tell me that is you'r day job. oh well
name: thornton

country: usa

comments: cool and hi
name: alla yanivker

country: canada

comments: Thank you very much
name: KAREN RODGERS

country: ENGLAND

comments: EXELLENT READING
name: Andrea & Robert

country: UK

comments: Purrfrect !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
name: theodore

country: uk

comments: amazing content :p
name: Kathleen Austin

country: UK

comments: Brilliant site Bert.  Cheered me up no end.  Love the cats.
name: Martha

country: California, USA

comments: Your web site is beautifully designed and I love the Humor section especially.
name: Ivy Bolas

country: UK

comments: Your site cheered me up no end esp the Useless Cat
name: david masser

country: united kingdom

comments: brilliant!!  fantastic!! A super web site.
name: Erika Hepp

country:  USA

comments: What a wonderful site and pictures, so lovely to look at them all! Keep up your good work...!
name: John-Duka

country: The Netherlands

comments: I have been visiting your websites again and again these last couple of days. I enjoyed especially the cooking part. In some recipes I giggled and feel nausea but I will certainly try them. Thank you JD
name: Wayne King

country: dover(my house is called ben)

comments: i think this was a waste of my time and i will be at home destroying any thing to do with this rubbish web site!=)
name: Anne

country: UK

comments: Visited your site after the useless cat report  in the Daily Mail  What a great site - had me in stitches.  I will pass this onto all my friends
name: clare woods

country: england
name: Graham

country: UK

comments: Great website, hope to visit Canada some day. Got to your site someone sent me a pic of your cat with the mouse
name: Marjorie

country: England

comments: This is one of the best sites I have visited, it has beauty and humour, thank you.
name: Teri Whitney

country: United States

comments: Love to follow Jack's work.
name: Richard

country: USA

comments: Wonderful
name: Sherry Deutschendorf

country: USA

comments: I love this site. It has taken me several days to read it all. I live in Georgia and have several things that I could add. I was thinking of writing a book about the stupidity of the South. Thank you for bringing so much laughter into my life.Sincerely,Sherry
name: Gwen McFerrin

country: USA

comments: I love your sense of humor.  Think outside the box.
name: Janet

country: England

comments: Very funny.  You're mad!!
name: Margaret

country: UK

comments: I love the cat video and can watch it again and again. Please make some more.
name: don williams

country: Finland

comments: I've seen your cat and rat on the window sill. Why do people think they are in a tank? A friend H Burnett in London is quite certain it's a tank. Please enlighten him.

Bert responds: I think it is between an outer and an inner window.

name: kristian nelson

country: u.s.a

comments: i just stumbled upon this site and i just wanted to let you know i loved it. i especially liked the single paper thing. amazing and beautiful. thanks for taking the time to share it with the world. peace and love,krissy
name: Pamela

country: UK

comments: Thank you for hours of fun, fascination and laughs.   Keep 'em coming Bert - you make my day.
name: Gary Drewsen

country: Australia

comments: Great site mate. My grandfather who came from Denmark had a double surname of Christensen-Drewsen but dropped the Christensen part when he came to Australia
name: Paul

country: UK

comments: Hey, looks like the cat and mouse are travelling around the globe pretty quickly. Spotted it in the UK Daily Mail with the link to your site. Just spent half an hour looking round and will be back soon. So much good stuff. Thanks for gathering it all in one place.
name: alex

country: the netherlands(holland)

comments: hello there,i lovedit to seee all the funhere. great keep going to do the funny thing. thank you for making me laugh.byby with a lot of greetings ..hahahahaalex ( realtuik@home.nl)
name: George

country: England

comments: A saw useless Cat in the national Daily Mail newspaper today it's very good. Looked at the site and found very interesting sent the URL to friends in Australia and England.Best Wishes and good luck,George.
name: Pam

country: USA

comments: My mother had an Abyssinian and a Siamese, both more than willing to climb her back if she wasn't swift enough with the can opener!!  I grew up with a blue Persian who loved to lick feet! My current cat is a very large ginger boy named Barney, he thinks he is a dog, will come when called, sits for a treat, cleans out the dog's ears and talks continually.  There is no having the last word in a conversation with Barney!
comments: i really like the truth and humour page
name: esperanza

country: nyc

comments: i lofve this site, specially ur pictures and painting...they have deeper meaning
name: Elizabeth

country: England

comments: I saw the cat and the mouse in the paper.  My cat's a proper cat!!!
name: Hilarie

country: UK

comments: Adored your pictures of the 'Useless Cat'. Saw them in todays Daily Mail
name: Hilarie

country: UK

comments: Adored your pictures of the 'Useless Cat'. Saw them in todays Daily Mail
name: Chris K

country: UK

comments: Saw the cat  in todays paper, the rest of the site is great, made me chuckle through what would have been a very boring afternoon
name: Veronica

country: England

comments: I found your useless cat in the Independent paper and that led to you website. I loved the humour and think that I shall spend some time looking through all the articles.thank youV
name: ceedee

country: SpaceBarSticks

comments: Thankyou, thankyou,thankyou for my laugh for the day.....awesome and inspiring....can't wait to share all this goodness, er, badness!!
name: Anthony Duynstee

country: The Netherlands

comments: Dear Bert,I was pleased to see the pictures exposed on www.telegraaf.nl today.Is this your cat and mouse and are they still enjoying each other company ? Anthony Duynstee
name: Laura Roest

country: The Netherlands

comments: I've really enjoyed the cat film. Thanks.
name: Andy Keogh

country: England

comments: Ace
name: Chris Wren

country: England

comments: I saw the 'useless cat' in today's paper, (I thought he was gorgeous) so looked at your site.  Loads of things that amused me.  As an ailurophile (cat lover) I went through and picked out all the 'catty' stuff first.Great site - I could have spent hours looking through it but work beckons, ho hum.   www.HealthyCatClub.com
name: Jay

country: South Korea

comments: Hi Bert Christensen,This's Jay from South Korea.I'm a Korean and university student here.I saw this article "one useless cat" on the Korean online news today.(click on the address below) http://news.naver.com/news/read.php?mode=LSS2D&office id=105&article id=0000006270&section id=104&section id2=235&menu id=104I  could feel warm and big caring heart of the cat.Did you take these pictures?I've never seen pictures this warm.And I really think you should change the title.The cat is not uselss, he just has a big warm heart. : )Just wanted to say thank you for taking the adorable pictures and making my heart warm which never got warm for a long time since my lovely dog Candis passed away last year.Have a happy life with your famlily! : )Bye
name: Jin-WOn Chang

country: South Korea

comments: Great website. Your cute cat photo makes me so happy.  Thank you for your useful information.
name: Glenn

country: USA

comments: I really like the picture of the cat that is napping cozily with the rat.
name: Rick

country: USA

comments: I looked all thru your church information and can't find the word Jesus anywhere.
name: MARGIE

country: USA

comments: YOU'RE WACKED, AND WE LOVE IT!!!!!!!KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK......
name: Marshella

country: USA

comments: I've learned a lot from your site, Bert.  I find your site unique, informed, entertaining & humorous.I plan to visit often.
name: Tokyo Katie

country: several places of head resting UK & Japan on the whole

comments: Just love that cat - I wish I knew what he was saying
name: Virginia L. Meyer

country: USA

comments: I enjoyed the visit very much..  beautiful photographs of the cat and mouse...all possible, don't see such nice things on the web...   Thanks....
name: K Clark

country: Canada

comments: Unique combination of ... well ... of ... stuff.  Glad to see people like you still find time to collate this ... this ... stuff!  :)  thanks for sharing your hobby.
name: jan

country: Illinois - USA

comments: HOW SWEET AND CUTE - YOUR WEBSITE!WONDERFUL VIEWING YOUR WORDS AND THOUGHTS!
name: Matias Christensen

country: Argentina

comments: Hey, nice site, funny pics, specially the one about the cat and the mouse. Came from digg...funny we share the same last name hehe..
name: Ian Baker

country: Scotland

comments: I've just spent two hours here!! Great fun, you have a tremendous sense of humour.
name: Helen K

country: UK

comments: Thankyou - loved the Useless Cat (which likes ratties as much as I do) & was drawn into the site - lots of things which made me smile!
name: Mariana Pinheiro

country: Portugal

comments: Your site has been a cultural reference to me for many years. I've found many paintings that became personal favorites of mine here. Thank you for all your work, it was worth it!
name: Abe

country: USA

comments: Can I Buy That Cat?
name: Carlo

country: Belgium

comments: Thank you for this great site.I liked it very much.
name: Margee B.

country: USA (Upstate NY)

comments: Came across your website by accident (was it from digg.com?).Really enjoyed it very much, thank you very much. I'll be back!
name: ghgh

comments: I have a suggestion for the 'why did the chikcken cooss the road section. The chicken is crossing the road NOW. This is not a controversy anymore. Most scientists agree now that the chicken is indeed crossing the road. But it is not to late. If we act now, we can stop the chicken forom crossing the road.- Al Gore
name: Travis

country: USA

comments: good stuff
name: Molly

country: UK

comments: Awesome website, I love the Truth and Humour bit!!!
name: Yoyo

country: Republic of Korea

comments: its really pleasure to visit such a nice site..^^n the simple skin really wowed me,i alwayz thought Korean websites are too much complicated.thats why i love google,n ur site
name: Claiborne White

country: USA

comments: Thanks for some great bits of humor.  Here is another quote to add to H.L. Mencken, if you so desire."The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it." -- H. L. MenckenAgain thanks for some good belly laughs
name: Joy

country: UK

comments: ThanksHave just spent a few happy minutes dropping into your site!
name: stephanie

country: Canada

comments: I absolutely LOVE your site, Bert. I laughed out loud. Many times. Smart and funny; compassionate and truthful. Good job
name: JACKIE

country: USA

comments: THANKS TO SHELLY FOR FORWARDING THIS SITE TO ME...I NEEDED TO LAUGH THIS MORNING.MOST MORNINGS START WITH LACK OF LAUGH.MY FUNNY BONE IS ILL.J
name: Jeebos

country: Ireland

comments: Wonderful collection of artwork, the illustrations/posters are inspiring, the truth and humour section kept me smiling and as for the cats page haha, brilliant, keep up the good work Bert, Blue, Max and Amber. Thanks
name: S

country: Turkey

comments: This one is nice:http://bertc.com/uselessCat.htm:D
name: gary m

country: China

comments: Good material humorousThanks
name: John Mallon

country: Canada

comments: Great site
name: Steffi

country: Britain

comments: Thanks a million for these brilliant pages!My four cats (Penny, Shannon, Erin and Hope) would surely ask me to say hi from them- if they just could be bothered at all ^^I spent a good time here and will certainly come back frequently :)
comments: Beautiful and spoiled just as it should be.  Great site.  I laughed my head off at the video.  Thanks.
name: Mark V .T.

country: U.S.A.

comments: Enthralling, Thank You.
name: Wolfgang

country: US

comments: Your site is a hoot.
name: deepak

country: India

comments: very nice collection .its a great pleasure to visit your site.
name: Laura O.

country: Netherlands

comments: I have really enjoyed  this page! It´s simply a beautiful collection. A new  and refreshing point  of view on ART.  Thanks for sharing it with us.
name: Kathy

country: US

comments: WONDERFUL! Thank you so much for putting together and maintaining such a wonderful website--the Golden Age of Illustration section is superb!!!  Awesome!!
name: Michelle McCance

country: USA

comments: Best site ever I am in a Painting class and never has access to examples been so useful and beautiful a selection.
name: Helena Janssen

country: Netherlands

comments: I like to stroll through your website. The world of art all together on your page. I'll pass your web address to my art friends so they can enjoy it too. Thank you for making the effort to collect all this magnificent information.
name: Jean-Louis Courteau

country: Canada

comments: Thank you Bert for Sorolla's gallery...And for your work building this amazing museum!
name: Louise Th

country: Canada

comments: wow, bravo, fantastique, merveilleux, sublime. J'adore!!!
name: abdelali ANNOUNI

country: MORROCO

comments: FELICITATIONS         
name: Helena Evans

country: UK

comments: What a fabulous web site, I'm hooked, thank you so much.
name: Eunice Olson

country: usa

comments: thank you! wonderful site with a great collection of works....I will spend some enjoyable time here.
name: Annie

country: Washington, USA

comments: I really hope that the law about virgins in Washington is not in effect anymore, or I will have to move out of state. ; )
name: Jae Richards

country: United States of America

comments: I am so glad I stumbled upon your site in my search for artists.  Just EXCELLENT.
name: ELLIOTT BURNHAM

country: ENGLAND

comments: VERY NICE INFORMATION LOTS OF HELP
name: metin ersoy

country: turkey
name: Karin

country: USA

comments: Rosetti is one of my favourite painters. Thanks for the truly gorgeous images.
name: Bob Taylor

country: UK

comments: Very Funny Stuff especially the boyfriend/girlfriend software upgrades.cheers
name: wolf gregor

country: germany

comments: fine!
name: Ken St Germain

country: Winnipeg, Canada

comments: Very enjoyable pictures Unreal!!
name: Restauracje

country: Poland

comments: Well done, this site is really great. Just wanted to say hello,keep up the good work!
name: Janet Gibson

country: United States

comments: Thanks from Northern California.  Came here via art; appreciate your humanism.  Janet
name: Steve McNabb

country: England

comments: Saw a poster of a Jack Vettriano painting whilst in work and decided to log onto you're site to view more of his work, I was not dissapointed.
name: Steve Gill

country: England

comments: The Woman Miner by Kasatkin.What a lovely painting, I have seen this in the Tretyakov Gallery, in Moscow and was held spellbound for a good 15 minutes, for a woman with such a hard job, she has a enchanting smile.
name: antonio

country: italy

comments: congratulation: very good collection. I have found some new pictures of famous artists not present in other collections. also I have discovered new artists. thanks
name: Gerard Botha

country: South Africa
name: Kinrod

country: Costa Rica

comments: Splendid Art works..many thanks for sharing.Kinrod
name: Gloria Ramos

country: United States

comments: I have recently discovered Vettriano's work. I absolutely adore some of his pieces. ("Back Where You Belong", "Last Great Romantic") Thank you for showing the ones on your site, I wouldn't have known about them otherwise.
name: Maggie Mountford

country: United Kingdom

comments: A fine site, rich, varied and always surprising. I shall return often.
name: judy

country: israel

comments: This is wonderful - so lovely to be able to see this stuff online, thanks so much!
name: Lord pimpy

country: US of dumb Ass

comments: great page ! love the recipes on opossum takes me back a few years
name: Ron Perry

country: Jerusalem, Israel

comments: I enjoyed the paintings gallery. Wonderful!
name: Greg Ayres

country: Canada

comments: Great place for Canadian Arts for school projects.
name: oleonepace

country: England

comments: Sophisticatedly strange!
name: Robert Morgan

country: United States

comments: Lovely collection. I was hoping to find a little more on Jan B. Balet.
name: Lorin

country: United States

comments: You need to check your facts for the Disney fact of 101 Dalmations and Peter Pan being the only movie in which both parents are present and neither die.  Lady and the Tramp, Hercules, Emperor's New Groove, Mulan, Mary Poppins, and I'm sure there is many more if you just check it out.
name: Bunny Durham

country: England

comments: I am a new visitor to this site.  I can tell I am going to lose myself here for many a happy hour.  Thank you so much.
name: dennis

country: Canada

comments: I really  appreciated your site.I enjoyed the odd pictures and captions also.  many thanks for a quiet chuckle
name: RAMON MINGUELL

country: SPAIN

comments: Wonderfull Site
name: Kathryn E. Norman

country: U.S.A.

comments: This site is the best I've seen!!! Thank you so much. I would love to see Odd Nerdrums work on this site if possible. This has been a wonderful afternoon and I'll tell my friends about it! Thank you again.                             Peace!                            Kathryn
name: Denise Mack

country: England

comments: Jacks pictures are fabulous never seen before found them via Beryl Cooks site
name: Ronn Williams

country: USA

comments: nothing better in life to share the passion of Fine Art...
name: tim

country: Lebanon

comments: The Leon Bakst gallery is really great, love his work
name: Søren Saugmann-Jensen

country: Danmark

comments: Dejlige billeder-tak
name: Jon Halper

country: USA

comments: This site is fascinating. I can't stop looking it. I thought I was familiar with painters but I can not touch this. I would like to see works from  the painter Minguet from St. Martin in the Carribean. Thank You so much,Jon
name: Pietro

country: Switzerland

comments: Very well made, with my best congratulation
name: Heather Horton

country: Canada

comments: Thank you for having this site...I am a relatively new Tom Thompson fan, and I enjoy reviewing his work
name: Brett

country: Canada

comments: This site is not good it sucks
name: Hope Wise

country: usa

comments: Found matching Morisot drywall etchings of my church sale purchase;  very interesting site.  Any parties interested in buy or selling? Hoperuwise2@comcast,net
name: Bebette!

country: Canada

comments: this site is very pleasant!
name: Szkoły policealne

country: Poland

comments: Site was very interesting for me. I wish you and your site everything best!
name: FROGGY FREDDIE

country: UNITED STATES

comments: NICE SPREAD BUT I WAS LOOKING FOR A "MOON" SHOT
name: Jed Williston

country: United States, California

comments: great site Bert!!
name: Beth

country: USA (N.C.)

comments: What a find on a rainy day.Thanks.
name: Alan Ray Parrott

country: no

comments: this  is good
name: Dalton Tharp

country: United States

comments: this is a pretty cool website. Except for the porno that is in various places
name: Brundlefly7 (Billy)

country: USA

comments: I actually found a link to your site in a day to day calendar. Very interesting. I added it as a link to my train wreck of a site. Cheers!
name: Brenda McIntire

country: USA

comments: What a treasure trove you have here.  I've enjoyed it immensely.  Thanks!  You might be interested in the following website.http://www.surlalunefairytales.com/
name: ed

country: usa

comments: Wonderful site Love everything thanks
name: Shelley Johnson

country: Houston Texas

comments: Love this website.  absolutely beautiful, organized, user-friendly, extensive, ....just perfect for a perfectionist like myself... bravo Bert!Hugs,Shelley
name: YOGESH BHALLA

country: INDIA

comments: THANKS.
name: Jane

comments: Enjoyed the UU humour.   Laughed aloud over the cow and pig
name: john contreras

country: usa

comments: enjoyed your collection of pictures. thanks for sharing ,john
name: Caglar Can

country: Istanbul

comments: hi your site very munch thank you - camiran turkey 
name: Brett

country: Canada

comments: Bad
name: Pearl

country: Australia

comments: I thoroughly enjoyed my visit. Particularly love the Jack Vettriano paintings.Thank you
name: KASPAR Nadine

country: FRANCE

comments: Thank you for all. Its always a great pleasure for me to see paintings.
name: Shirley

country: New Zealand

comments: very good
name: Tiffany

country: UK

comments: I spent so long enjoying the bad art captions that I've forgotten why I was lookin at this website.
name: Sherlock

country: Somewhere

comments: Hey, your art is not so bad! In this times if garbage is refreshing, just the palette sucks, but I'm sure u will improve it, congratulations!
name: Kathleen Kay

country: Columbus ,Ohio... USA

comments: Such a great talent Jack has ...wonderful and thought provoking...thank you
name: krisk

country: Poland/Canada/USA

comments: Beautiful and educational. Thank you.
name: Syed Zeeshaan Mehdi

country: India

comments: Dear Bert,               I had an oppurtunity to go through your marvellous and a very fantastic website.Infact I can admit it by saying that I had an honour to go through such beautiful things of your website.I learnt a lot from you website.I was getting overjoyed whenever i was seeing "Truth and Humor Collection" of every bit of it.Especially The Scrabble,Sniglets,English Pronunciation,Business Slogans and last but not the least "So you wanna learn English"one.Iam really really thankful to you for creating such a beautiful and the most learned website.May you bring more creative and better things than these in the future.My good luck to you. It's all your hard work that paid off.Regards:Zeeshaan
name: Steve Thorn

country: Canberra, Australia

comments: Gooday Mate, this site is a bloody ripper. I spend many idle moments savouring your good works.Your site is an island of calm in a stormy world.Many thanks
name: emy

country: England

comments: this website is funny !! but weird!!!!
name: Nowe mieszkania Kraków

country: Poland

comments: Very nice site. Thanks for your hard work in this site. I'm glad I stopped by and will again many times.
name: john e hawkes

country: Brit in France

comments: Enjoyed the visit - beautiful workesp liked the Whistler! Thanks, John
name: dsansalian@feu.edu.ph

country: philippines

comments: Glad to know the new artist...
name: Walt Washburn

country: USA

comments: What a fabulous site!  Very nicely done and a treasue, Bert.  Thank you so much for all the work and effort! Nicely organized and the artworks are tastefully displayed.  I will visit often.
name: Danielle

country: USA
name: clemens stolwijk

country: Netherlands

comments: very good site, thank you.I´m looking for paintings ´with a mirror, including the reflection of the subject´, and found a lot of them
name: dart88man@yahoo.com

country: United States (Democrat)

comments: Hello Bert, I received a page-a-day calender that led me to your website. I found it a very calm and uplifting one. To me, that's what makes the world go around...laughter. Also, a good dose of the Lord's word. I was Baptized at Phenix Baptist Church in 1999. At present I am not attending services because of my disability. The more I learn from the Bible that happier person I'll become. Please keep me in your prayers, thank you.RayPS-Keep up the good work :-)
name: Helle Larsen

country: Denmark

comments: Dear Bert ty ty ty for your wonderfull site. Its been a long time since i have had such a fun inspiring time. Im not finished yet ill suck it like a candy. You sure are added to my favorites. hellemorlarsen@hotmail.com. sencerly Helle
name: Doug MacPherson

country: USA

comments: Thanks for the wonderful items here, particularly the one page of paper, and the wonderful mind that brought them together. Doug
name: Louise Jeffery

country: England

comments: What a fine and absorbing website.  So much time and effort has gone into something that must surely give so much pleasure to so many people. I shall return again and again. Thank you
name: paige

comments: hi this is kind of cool.
name: luisa

country: Portugal

comments: Fabulous!
name: J. Fowler

country: Canada

comments: New to his art
name: Sandunika

country: Canada

comments: I really love J.E.h Macdonald pictures I want to be a artist too but I am the worst artist at our class. Keep on the good work the site is so much fun.
name: ISABELLA

country: POLAND

comments: I SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS WHEN YOU RUN ME.YOU ARE ALL.HOW CAN I EXPLEIN WHAT I FEELING TO YOU.I'LL STAND BY YOU. YOU ARE MY LUCKY STAR MY SENSE IN MY LIFE.MORE MORE MORE LOVE TO YOU I REALLY FEELING TO LOVE.
name: sean

country: england

comments: Thanks for an interesting site.I am also pleased to see a greyhound. I would love to give one a home but I'm away too much.
name: Jean

country: USA

comments: Great sight! Lots of fun.   I had a retired racing greyhound and two cats.  Still have the cats.  Ebony was the best dog I ever had. Greyhounds are such sweet dogs.
name: Jack Xavier Crement

country: England

comments: Absolutely fantastic site !!!!!!!!  Keep up the good workThanks
name: Patti Cadwallader

country: USA

comments: Hmmmmmmm.........
name: Cindy

country: USA

comments: A favorite visit to a favorite site - thanks!
name: Don & Shell

country: Australia

comments: Hi Bert,We love your site.We found it through a Wacjt WEB sites calender we were given for Christmas.  You are January 7, 2007, I wonder if you had heaps of hits today?  Your eclectic mix of items reminds us of our house.  Thanks for taking the time to make the site, it is now in my favourites.
name: Ruth

country: United States

comments: I just wanted to say that this is probably the most interesting website that I have been on! (Especially the recipes page!) I plan to tell my friends and family all about it! Thanks for helping make my life more interesting!
name: Bob Derenthal

country: USA

comments: Thank you for providing this wonderful art gallery. Among other things it allowed me to be acquainted with some artists who had been totally unknown to me.
name: Pat Wood

country: Madeira

comments: Wonderful site. hours of pleasure...thank you
name: Mr. Zach

country: USA

comments: way to go. this site is just what I needed. Thanks
name: Josh

country: Canada

comments: Your webpage was very entertaining. very fun, and enjoyable.
name: Seleucia A. Grady

country: USA

comments: I enjoyed the art work, but would love to see more on Angels. Thank-You and Have a Happy New Year! always, ambieebert
name: Nicola

country: United Kingdom

comments: Great paintings, I could look at his art all day!!!
name: David Murray

country: United States of America

comments: I was suprised by your Japanese Ice Cream Page!  There is a sort-of amusment area in Tokyo called Namja Town- wherein there is an Ice Cream Museum.  They have everything!  You need a photo of the mamushi ice cream (snake) or curry flavour.  I tried the shark fin soup ice cream, but it stunk.A very nice site!
name: Jackie Pessaud

country: US

comments: I'm Jane's friend in Virginia and she sent me the video of the cat flushing the toilet. It is hilarious and is definitely something one of my cats would do! I have two cats and one opens kitchen cabinets, china cabinet doors and w