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Grendel's Dog, from Beocat
Brave Beocat, brood-kit of Ecgthmeow,
Hearth-pet of Hrothgar in whose high halls 
He mauled without mercy many fat mice, 
Night did not find napping nor snack-feasting. 
The wary war-cat, whiskered paw-wielder, 
Bearer of the burnished neck-belt, gold-braided collar band, 
Feller of fleas fatal, too, to ticks, 
The work of wonder-smiths, woven with witches' charms, 
Sat upon the throne-seat his ears like sword-points 
Upraised, sharp-tipped, listening for peril-sounds, 
When he heard from the moor-hill howls of the hell-hound, 


Gruesome hunger-grunts of Grendel's Great Dane, 
Deadly doom-mutt, dread demon-dog. 
Then boasted Beocat, noble battle-kitten, 
Bane of barrow-bunnies, bold seeker of nest-booty: 
"If hand of man unhasped the heavy hall-door 
And freed me to frolic forth to fight the fang-bearing fiend, 
I would lay the whelpling low with lethal claw-blows; 
Fur would fly and the foe would taste death-food. 
But resounding snooze-noise, stern slumber-thunder, 
Nose-music of men snoring mead-hammered in the wine-hall, 
Fills me with sorrow-feeling for Fate does not see fit 
To send some fingered folk to lift the firm-fastened latch 
That I might go grapple with the grim ghoul-pooch." 
Thus spoke the mouse-shredder, hunter of hall-pests, 
Short-haired Hrodent-slayer, greatest of the pussy-Geats. 


-- From Poetry for Cats, by Henry Beard. Translated by the Editor's
cat. 

 

 
 
 
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